Ryan

And for my final act of love I’ll need a gun

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-bangs baddies
-doesn’t own furniture
-kidnaps gang leader 1-on-40
-got banged by his friend’s wife (drunk mistake) but let his friend punch him in the face as punishment (honorable)
-gets fired by police force and works the case by himself out of 100 square ft storage unit
-takes down centuries-old cult pedophile ring
-doesn’t have LinkedIn
-conquers Nihilism in 9 words: “once there was only Dark - the Light is winning”

Greatest TV character of all-time.

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

witnessing previously unimaginable levels of maga boomer cope

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This perfectly embodies what I have said before: There is almost no ethical system more inclined to lead to reckless, lethal, amoral behavior than one in which any evil act is 'forgiven' just by saying sorry to a dead guy.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

According to the Epstein files, it’s children.

[a 💫 @falsonuevooo]

Happy kirkmas everyone!

[Erdwick @ErdwicktheHero]

This has lived rent free in my head since the first time I saw it.

[🏳️‍⚧️ shattered glass on the sidewalk @zahracusdottir]

Sick as fuck. Sometimes you do gotta tell your constituents they're fucking stupid

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

The spice must flow Jerry

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[tony montana @maoweeed]

was gon stroke my shit, gave big papa 3 tugs n gave up i have no passion for this nomo

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

Puerto Rican Michael Jackson

[🇺🇸 BLUE VANGUARD 🇨🇦 @Thomasstjames3]

@Acyn @lainla Funny how big government overreach suddenly disappears when it’s being used as a political weapon against Democratic states.

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

Kinda early to be at the bar IMO

[Nissy💮 @Niss_Cee]

LOL