Ian Stricklin

“Give a man a fish; feed him for a day. don’t give a man a fish; feed yourself. He’s a grown man, and fishing’s not that hard.” -Ron Swanson

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

Just gotta take a minute to show off my itty-bitty garden ❤️ I live on the backside of my apartment complex, so we don’t get much sun and don’t have a lot of space. Gotta move these guys around every couple hours, but it feels good to be back at it 👌🏻

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

At Waffle House and I heard the server say “I need a new job,” and then the cook aggressively flipped the knife hibachi style to cut the grilled cheese.

What’s higher than 5 stars?

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@dustyslay you absolutely killed it at @HeliumComedyIND last night. We were all having a good time, especially that lady in the back right who had definitely pawned a couple DVDs for some crack😂😂

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

I don’t do the Twitter thing much. But, life update:

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@BradRateike Holy last leg, Batman! That horse can move!

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@_BlakeSmith_ Scientific thought (especially for home games): track the Richter scale in the area he’s in.

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@_BlakeSmith_ “An African or a European Swallow?”

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@_BlakeSmith_ I tried this and my downstairs neighbors did NOT approve 😞

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@BigLugCanteen @indianabeernews Is this by chance in memory of Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World??

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@BigLugCanteen BLC and No-Greens lol

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@ripe_love Did…. Did Jon write this tweet? Asking for the crowd and their willingness to participate! 😂❤️❤️

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

You were so fuckin excited that they were there to see you.

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

You’ll just have to trutht them.

[who? @frankhotdogss]

Telling me you like my lisp does not feel like a compliment lol

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

If I did all this and my lady looked as disappointed as this woman does I would never post this video. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

[GorgeousDreamer @DrianneBelleza]

Oomf shared this on her page and I just had to share it on mine…

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

I know the parents are sad, but I can’t imagine a situation where I wouldn’t lose my shit on the president during a phone call like that regardless of party.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Last night, I had a chance to call Ralph Yarl and his family.

No parent should have to worry that their kid will be shot after ringing the wrong doorbell. We've got to keep up the fight against gun violence.

And Ralph, we'll see you in the Oval once you feel better.

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

Narcissism. Your handicap is narcissism.

[Hannah Leiner @hannahbleiner]

Guess my handicap ⬇️ winner gets a follow back 💋 #Golf #golfbabe

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@_BlakeSmith_ Is this like a “Who’s on first” thing?

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

@sarapoptart You’ll finally be able to…. Retain a healthy relationship.

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

So do I, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.

Mostly because it would take some time to have the first 12.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Nick Cannon says he wants to have his 13th child with Taylor Swift 👀

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

Hot take: If you stand directly behind the plate it makes it easier to decide whether the ball is or isn’t directly over it.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Ump cam gets you about as close to the game as possible 👀

[Ian Stricklin @ChefStricklin]

Guys I’ve been completely outta the loop on the “Hasbulla” guy. He’s 20?! I would have done the same thing Tyson did lol.