Rachel Floyd

She/her. No one in history has been more primed to be the adult who tells kids that raisins are nature's candy than me. School lunch aficionado. PNW.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

As someone who grew up in Fresno county, I take so much delight in the Fresno references on The Great North. #fresno #thegreatnorth #almondflavors

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

The potato comission's new marketing campaign is a bit spicier than normal.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

Thanks tumblr for reminding me that it’s my accounts 12th birthday that’s fun and not embarrassing at all 🙃

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@MikkiAndrea @oculus @Contendco I would buy literally anything you’d try to sell me.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

Now that I’m an adult I think it’s nuts that people actually climb up on their roofs to put Christmas lights up. What energy, effort, money and risk that I am unwilling to expend.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@shanemwhitaker Am I sure this is fake? Are you sure you’re not just testing the waters on a soft #rebrand?

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@Sun_Maid I am very pro-raisin but unless it’s for a little red box emoji that looks more or less like the SunMaid logo, a brown shrively thing won’t read as raisin.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@RSPavek I feel you. I have spent so much time with him “in” my home, moreso than other tv personalities, friends, and even family. That’s not something that can be replaced.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

At a drive-thru, waiting on my order, looking at phone. Guy at window: “you kinda look like Tony Hawk”
me (turning towards him, assuming he is in on the joke): “haha, cool”
Him (looking disappointed): “well, from the side you do. Here’s your food.”

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@picksuppennies @ZeeJayThorne Thanks for promoting this! I work in child nutrition and it is underutilized in a lot of districts. AND recently usda extended through the end of the school year, not just 2020!

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

Debating seems very easy when you just don’t answer the questions you’re asked.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@RYLANDDUNCAN When I was in college I tutored an elementary schooler who was very about this.

[they/them causing jayhem @jaythenerdkid]

I did this one already but here's a poem I've not been able to get out of my head since I first read it (by omar sakr)

[United Farm Workers @UFWupdates]

Jesus works in the tomatoes in Firebaugh CA. The temp was 107 so the was sent home at noon. He shares ‘We have no choice but to endure the heat and risk our lives as we have families to support”. When you eat tomatoes, remember the sacrifice of farm workers like Jesus. #WeFeedYou

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@shanemwhitaker A+tweet

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@GoCurryCracker Oh and an investment property.

[Rachel Floyd @Chela393]

@GoCurryCracker $375 for one out of state return, federal, 1099 as well as W2 income.

[Dr. Theresa Chapple has moved to bluesky @Theresa_Chapple]

A 9 year old died from #Covid_19 yesterday in Florida. A 5 year old died from Covid-19 in Dallas today. A major component in the low death rate we saw in children had to do with our policy to limit children exposure, by closing schools.

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR