Chell Kitten

Meow.

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@agrindinger WHY DIDNT MUFFIN COME TO MY #BIRTHDAY?!

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#Birthday #Chell #CatNip420

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I want to jump out the window. #YOLNT

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I am the cuddlekins. #purring

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Shit. Meow meow meow. RT @Darthfuzzy: @ChellKitten I'm on to you cat.

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I WILL WAKE EVERYONE UP WITH MY MEOWING. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

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My name is Chell and I am addicted to Cane's French Fries.

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Muffin is trapped in the nightstand and is meowing, such a whiner. #Muffinista

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@spagonesTP Im shocked Muffin hasn't pooped on it. She has bladder control issues. She poops everywhere.

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@spagonesTP I ate a Times-Picayune this morning. It tasted pretty bad, but my owner had to give me a bath because I was covered in ink.

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@Catalopolis Alley is a bastardization of Barn Cat, and is held in even lesser standing than Barn Cat. I'm going to drink from the sink now.

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@Catalopolis Barn Cat? BARN CAT? Learn to speak the language of the bourgeois cats, not the language plebeian variety.

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@spagones Because muffin shit in the sink this morning. That's why.

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@Catalopolis Excuse me, are you arguing with a Cat about the language of meowanese? What you wrote was nonsensical and just plain gibberish.

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@Catalopolis Your cat actually just called me a bitch.

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What is this magical stuff my owner is eating? Greek Yogurt? MINE NOW. #GreekCat

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A BOX JUST ATTACKED ME. #RUN

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Awww yeah. Vomitting gets me expensive food. #iwantcommanders

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Sometimes I wonder why the world isn't petting me 24/7. #purring

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@Catalopolis She steals my cat food too. #fatlas.