Chelsea Price

Tiny library director. Substitute teacher. Dog mom of 2 senior pups and 6 angel dogs 🌈❤️ Human mom of Milo Jeffrey. Author. Wife. Aunt. Reality TV binger.

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@stillonzoloft I mean I think Stassi interpreting this as Scheana wanting Summer Moon to be healthier or have less sugar might be incorrect? My toddler also wants me to scrape frosting off of cake because he’s a picky little weirdo who doesn’t like frosting 🤷‍♀️

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@KelliLage Yep! There’s so much junk going around. I was sick for two and a half weeks and just now am feeling better but still get a sore throat at night. It’s the worst!!

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@mymichelle78 I think you’re talking about Zac - the world needs to know!!

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

Luke looks like the portrait of a young rosy-cheeked Civil War soldier just returned home from combat. Not the soldier himself, but like he sat for an oil painting. Does that make sense?

#TheValley #Bravo

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@misskubelik @RAforAll I love Grady! My Best Friend’s Exorcism and Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires were both great - he is a master at gross-out scenes in particular. How to Sell a Haunted House was a WILD and fun ride involving a puppet named Pupkin.

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@takeyourzoloft I always told myself I would never allow screen time at the dinner table. Then I had a kid. That promise went out the window real fast. Sometimes I just wanna take more than 5 minutes to enjoy my meal without the sound of crying or getting up to get more berries and water.

[IndyStar @indystar]

Members of the public are waiting for the start of the Hamilton East Public Library board meeting. Watch live: https://t.co/Z4D7UXWS4j

📷: Michelle Pemberton / IndyStar

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

I have posted this before but ..

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s not the drag queens.
It’s not the pot, not the porn, not the trans kids, not the video games, it’s not the locks on the doors, and it sure as shit ain’t the books about Rosa Parks.
You wanna PROTECT OUR KIDS?
Then do something about the motherfucking guns.

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

Me during every Tom Sandoval scene:

#VanderpumpRules #VPR #PumpRules #Vanderpump

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@Kelsey_G24 @takeyourzoloft I have a Brian one too! Once I read in J-14 that he was grossed out at his gf’s hairy knees that she didn’t think she had to shave bc her hair was blonde and hard to see. I think of Brian every time I shave my knees.

[🌸 maedi. @maediocre]

normal amount

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@veronikellymars I took my 1 year old son to a new library yesterday to play. He was crawling around the space a lot, pulling himself up on different shelves, and doing some happy shrieks. No one else in the library and not making a mess. Still, you should’ve seen the looks I got from staff. :(

[Skoog @Skoog]

everyone: exercise will help your depression

me: ah, but can you guess why i find it hard to exercise?

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@DannyPellegrino Honestly, I don’t know which one ended up being worse, J*n or K*te but my heart says the latter. I NEED a tell all book from Mady or Cara STAT, what are they waiting for?!?!

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

I think about him more than I should. #saladfingers

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@TybrarianKee 😍😍 omg no wonder they were asking!

[Chelsea Price @Chels335]

@TybrarianKee Ok but now we need to see the coat.

[minahil @baedotdoe]

I get nauseous for 20 seconds and be asking god to end my life I am not one of his strongest soldiers

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

bf who drives, gf who stares at her phone the whole time then complains that the way he’s driving is making her nauseas