Chelsea✌🏽

Hair wizard, herb lover, and equal rights enthusiast

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

People not in the Epstein files:

- drag queens
- transgender athletes
- librarians
- Black journalists
- “radical leftist scum”
- hungry family needing SNAP benefits
- workers on strike
- the cast of Sesame Street

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

I hardly come here anymore. But I’m so SO glad @jakepaul lost. Maybe now he’ll shut the fuck up 🙄

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

So @realDonaldTrump had “nothing to do” with the picture of him as the Pope and he has “nothing idea where it came from” but it was posted by @WhiteHouse official page. Okay then😅

I want out of this simulation please

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

@Target we get it. Almost all of your books are always 20% off. Please stop ruining books by putting the stupid stickers on them🙄

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

@FieldYates Cooper Kupp or Khalil Shakir? Wilson and McLaurin in WR spots #whoshouldistart #fantasyfootball

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

Listening to #moshpit and just imagining @djdiesel in a mosh pit is absolutely terrifying. Scarier than the time I literally ran into him at Tomorrowworld and drunkenly thought I ran into a brick wall 😅

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

After seeing that body cam footage I hope @cheetah sues all of those cops individually and the @MiamiPD as a whole. WHAT an excessive abuse of power #bodycam #corruptpd #dolphins #miami

[ΛI DRIVR @AIDRIVR]

Actually Smart Summon @ Costco

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

What are the odds this ages poorly?

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

This is how the Secret Service reacted in 1981 when Ronald Reagan was shot.

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

My profile pic is literally me and @Fluxpavilion the last time I saw him in Nola in 2017✨ forever was and always will be my favorite artist🍀

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

I truly hope @JoshAllenQB and the Bills DESTROY the chiefs. Since @PatrickMahomes cries and moans regardless if he’s winning or not. Seeing him actually cry because of a big loss like this will be well worth every week I’m forced to see him complain about nothing👏🏾

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

I’m actually astounded at the amount of times @NBCSports has quickly flashed the camera to and from Taylor Swift… it’s so fast it’s like a glitch in the tv almost. It’s #SNF just show football

[Albert @AlbertGator]

Death, taxes, and beating Tennessee in The Swamp #UTried

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

@CrumblCookies give the people what we want and bring back the pink sugar cookie

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

Someone tell the TikTok #lifters that you can do hip thrusts without the smith machine and to stop stalking me and interrupting my set asking me when I’ll be finished🙄 I’m finished when I’m finished go use a bench and a bar

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

@CrumblCookies Whoever voted off the classic pink sugar needs to be voted off🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Chelsea✌🏽 @Chelsaaayyy_]

Thank god we finally found a pirate 😂 @MeMrBlair @fsuguy316 #yar