@Google locked me out of my account 3 days ago (wtf?!) and I've realized how much trust I put in one company - my contacts, photos of my son, emails, etc. - with no way to speak to a human on the phone to get things resolved! I need to un-Google my life ASAP!
Everyone's like "I cleaned my entire apartment," "I baked 100 cookies," "I alphabetized my CD collection from middle school". And I'm over here working a full-time job and watching an infant wondering just how many hours the clocks were turned back.
TBH I kind of wish I was on a deserted island right about now. I wouldn't have to worry about contact with other people and I would have an awesome tan. Win-win.
motherhood is packing every permutation of outfit for each potential activity scenario (including stuff you have 15% chance of doing) for your children and looking down at the pants youโve worn for 3 months straight and saying โeh theseโll doโ