ChelsVonD

PhD in Drinking My Water, with a concentration in Minding My Business. ✌🏾

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Please don’t take 97% of this shit seriously. I’m here for entertainment purposes only hunny.

[𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 💨 @smoove_babyy]

I love hard BUT I DOG HARDER 🥴 don’t ever fuckn try me >>>>>>>

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

It makes NO sense for me to be this tender-headed.😖

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Ain’t nothin like a new wax lady that makes you feel right at home!!😩🙌🏾

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

One thing about it, two for certain - you ain’t finna take me down with YO crazy. Na fam. I can do that by myself!

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Truth is I’m tired boss.😩

[GeorgiaSouthern @GeorgiaSouthern]

It's #GameDay. Let's go Eagles! 🦅

🗣️ G E O R G I A ...

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

I prefer not to be around folks that constantly feel the need to point on the bad in EVERYthing. Like fix yo energy, damn.

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

@MzAllRounder 🥰🥰🥰😘

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

And it’s another squat PR Frideeeeee!! 🥳235🦵🏾🔥

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Spent 35 minutes on the phone & now Aubs is awake. Love that for me. 🙃

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

It’s gotta be love when I pause my workout to help you plan your vacation. 🙄

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

I wanna know what tf Drake was thinking when he decided an album release time of 2AM. Like, tf??

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

When a 2017 speeding ticket comes back to bite you right in the ass. 🙃

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Sooo no one was gonna tell me I could’ve just been adding my egg whites to my protein shakes? 😒

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

@ExecutiveApe Lol bye Jamin

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Someone help me understand why y’all wear sunglasses at night and/or in the club. Because I’m legit trying to understand.

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

@TooJennuine Right neowwww!!!!😖😖

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

My girl just pulled a dead lizard from under the couch in my office. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 THROW THE WHOLE MF HOUSE AWAY!!!!!!

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

Full body reset days have me questioning life every. time. 😵‍💫

[ChelsVonD @ChelsVonD]

I’m just tryna figure out where tf y’all gettin all these damn milk crates from. 😂