Chels🐉

It ain't nuthin' but a thang

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[Chels🐉 @ChelsyBurch]

I don't know how I thought asparagus grew but it wasn't this

[gordon @gordonramashray]

not to tweet like a plant but i think sunlight fucking rocks

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Bro stayed there to admire his work.💀

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry for not texting back sooner I promise i’m not ignoring you i’m actually just ignoring me

[⚘ ms kale 𓆝 ⚘ @leafyvegetabl]

cats are so funny cuz what are these teeth even for

[bella @isabellayonce]

INVEST IN YOUR ROOM, THAT SHIT IS REALLY YOUR SANCTUARY

[Vernon Jones @VernonForGA]

I’m not just running on lower taxes. I’m running on abolishing the whole damn IRS.

#TaxDay

[Michael Rulli @michaelrulli]

It’s a great day to abolish the IRS.

[Chels🐉 @ChelsyBurch]

@selena_houston Would I buy one? Probably yah
Would I buy one used off Facebook Marketplace? Probably nah

[miyah.j @bigbabyM1]

I’m going on a strict budget starting August 1st, because I have lost my motherfuckin mind lol

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

Breakfast implies the existence of Breakfurious

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen

[snork @asnorkl]

the dress code for my funeral is the absolute most sluttiest outfit you can think of