DaBuffChemist

Hope you go to the gym cuz I cant be the only one double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

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@chaxothegreat @MagicMike182 Last time I heard trust, we didnt go to state

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Jawn is the best hype man 👊

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The audacity of corpus women wth

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@chaxothegreat Gotta give your tithe or else you wont go to heaven. Stop questioning it you silly goose

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@GDawg915 Consistency is the name of the game in an inconsistent game like ult

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@Waltz_EXE 👉👈

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I'm gonna throw hands with these fucking "no quema cuh" smh

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Me: they wanted to censor Elvis cuz he gyrated his hips
Coworker: Ya, cuz he had a BIG DICK and I wanna see that
😳

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@chaxothegreat 👉👈

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@chaxothegreat Saves money on health insurance :)

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@cauaaren Why dont you gift some bitches on your dick?

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@MoonsighFFXIV I just think hes neat

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I will bottle my emotions
Like my father before me
And his father before him 😜

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@MagicMike182 Ahem.
WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND SOME BITCHES ON YOUR DICK? EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!
stupid bitch

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Me resisting the urge to say "why dont you ____ some bitches on your dick?" Whenever my homies start talking

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@GDawg915 @MagicMike182 G-dawg got me into trains 😫

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*tells everyone to be more aware to prevent another mistake*
*dude calls me to say how its everyone's fault but his*
🤡

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@quiktripcorp Na you kinda cute

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@MagicMike182 Pics or you a loser

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She is my new gym motivation fr fr

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It is 5:37am. It's too damn early to see an actual dump truck of an ass 😳