Cheoola

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Aight, no independent dark mode? I’m officially out. Bye X 🖕

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3. Passwords. Passwords. Passwords. If a stranger tries to take your child and they ask for a password which they don’t have, it will remove the immediate trust that children are born with and alert them to a dangerous situation.

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Ultimate three rules to teach your children:

1. Don’t scream ‘help!’, scream ‘MUM!’ instead. Women will instinctively react even if they are not mothers.

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

2. No pet names for private parts. ‘Uncle Pete touched my flower’ can sound normal to a teacher. ‘Uncle Pete touched my vagina.’ will get the police called.

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

I need third person Project Zomboid. Like, the exact same style and premise, but Third Person.

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@FenderBee I’m jus glad you didn’t do the oven. That noise scares the shit out of me every single time 🤣

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@FenderBee excuse me sir, did I see your name pop up on the Sound Design credits for Zomboid or was that a massive coincidence?

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

Dear all YouTube Voiceovers,

In the UK, if the word ‘shire’ appears at the end of a place name, i.e Hampshire, it ceases to be pronounced ‘shire’ as in LoTR and turns into ‘shear’ as in to shear a sheep.

Thank you for your attention

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

@poopernoodle @TwitchUKI I’m so happy for you and Pea!

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

@ShroudedHand @ScarredForLife2 Did you watch Knightmare? It reminds me of that

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@Muppetfrog73 @JasonManford @RoyalVariety @ITV You seem like a very unhappy person

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

The only four men women have been able to agree on in the past decade:

#Frankenstein #Fallout

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The more I see Mia Goth, the more assured I am that she is Hollywoods most underrated female lead.

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

Prisoners should be offered a couple of days off their sentence every time they give blood. Set up 12 weekly blood drives in the prison. For someone with 20 years that’s 80 days off their sentence and countless lives saved.

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

Give whoever attacked Watkins an Unconditional Release and a Knighthood!

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

Thursday Murder Club is amazing. First time I’ve smiled in about 5 months. It’s exactly what I hoped it would be.

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

When you want that Prison experience in your living room.

[Cheoola @Cheoola]

Me when there’s a new Incognito Mode video up on YouTube

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Excuse me, sir!

#sims

[🏳️‍🌈DorianKoholi🏳️‍🌈 @DorianKoholi]

My Sims ended up with four different Ailments in the span of 10 minutes. They either need to retune these things, or give us the option to disable them, because UGH.