#CJCjrmrpudd’n

My attitude towards life is get up when knocked down no matter what or how long it takes . Live today as it’s tomorrow because tomorrow isn’t promised. Love all

[#CJCjrmrpudd’n @ChepelyCharles]

@BarackObama @CarterCenter Happy bday

[#CJCjrmrpudd’n @ChepelyCharles]

@AugieNash Yep me too

[RANDYS777 @RandySevy]

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

Tony Scott and Garry Templeton just chillin' in the powder blues before a game in 1978. #STLCards

[#CJCjrmrpudd’n @ChepelyCharles]

@AugieNash Omg

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

I absolutely love Waino, and this is painful to watch as he walked off the mound.

He will be a Cardinal legend forever and I will ALWAYS remember his great moments and his even greater philanthropy. #STLCards

[Cardinals Dude @Turn2Dude]

Harrison Bader gets a warm welcome home. #STLCards

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Moms for Liberty?
More like "Assholes with Casseroles."
Your turn.

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

Ted "Simba" Simmons
St Louis Cardinals 1968-1980

Career Numbers:
248 - HR
483 - 2B
1074 - Runs
1389 - RBI
2472 - Hits
.285 - Batting average
.348 - OBP
8X - All Star

Hall of Famer ✅
Looks like a rock star ✅

#STLCards

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Understand now, MAGA?

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

"I'm not harassing you," Cop said as he harassed a black student who was studying, he assumed she was homeless. All this to tell her she wasn't allowed in a PUBLIC park next week when kids will be there.

[USO @The_USO]

Four out of five. 🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪️ That’s how many military families surveyed feel the general public does not understand the sacrifices they make. Sign our card now to let them know that you have their backs!

[#CJCjrmrpudd’n @ChepelyCharles]

@stlsportscntrl Ahhhman

[#CJCjrmrpudd’n @ChepelyCharles]

@AugieNash Thanks

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

CUT OFF: CNN won’t allow Trump on live TV anymore https://t.co/FwQrHe6iYu

[#CJCjrmrpudd’n @ChepelyCharles]

Check out MrCandyLuv's video! #TikTok https://t.co/reJXlrLcyq

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

On August 18, 1941, the Russians used 20 tons of explosives to blow up the Dnipro Hydroelectric Station dam, trying to hinder a German offensive.

The flooding killed between 20 000 - 100 000 Ukrainians.

They just did it again with the Kakhovka dam. Thousands risk drowning today

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Lauren Boebert misses vote on debt ceiling bill that she spent so much time criticizing https://t.co/IaltVg69Il