alternate universe where nothing is changed, except elon musk never got the hair transplant. so you see a billionaire manchild exploiting people and complaining that life is so hard but he looks like this
you are chatting with max payne from john payne: payne harder. He keeps zoning out to have internal noir monologues and is barely concious due to the amount of alcohol and opioids in his system. What would his internal thoughts be about you
frothing at the mouth at the fucking lethal company jetpack its so fucking fun. the thrill of flying through the air, the stress of knowing its do or die, you need to make quota, its eclipsed, only one guy is at ship. You need to go in, you need to FLY. YOU ARE SPEED.
I got this fucking amazing idea. Ima make a dispo, but not just any dispo. You know that runescape pen? Well, Ima make one for lethal company and call it Appleratus. I'm so fucking smart and you can't do shit about it.