Cheese Toast

incredibly safe-for-work fables and words of wisdom. Minors go back to your mines, I need more Palladium.

[360Genius🗣️ @_360Genius_]

This looks like one of the rooms in Mario 64

[Mojobo @MojoboJomo]

queen never cry but Yoshi's Island

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

They should kill Brian Griffin again.

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

I fucking bursted out laughing to myself because I remembered that one time a furry blew up their neighbor with a missile

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Aw, dangit! I was so close to pooping my pants today! Maybe next time😔

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Large piss (?!)

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Asking to share the breakroom loveseat with an unfortunate coworker so I can look at my phone with a glazed-over smile and occasionally make quiet, low, goofy laughs.

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

I miss when Alexa was a queen that didn't take anything from anyone. I'd tell her to stfu and she'd hit back with that sassy "That's not very nice >:("

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Life is mostly waiting to get home to itch the inside of your ears.

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Oh, to be carrying exactly twenty-seven full pecans in a silk pouch most of the time.

[ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery]

superfan music video is out now

the story of my label experience animated by the one and only @MorningJazz69

https://t.co/ENiAg04HpL

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

I should not be allowed to roam free on this beautiful world; the woman driving behind me today looked like the baby sitter from the live Cat in the Hat movie and I cried laughing.

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

The most lactose-intolerant b-word (sorry mom) on planet earth would still suck a bottle of ranch like they owe it money.

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Yooo they just found 1,000 bottles of PP UP in Typhlosion's cave!!😱

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

How can his name be both Mario Mario and Mario Kart at the same time???

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

I feel very sad for that Octillery; she deserved better 😔

[Cheese Toast @Chese_Tost]

Give a dolphin a Neuralink and it would probably just waste away playing GTA V all day.