Chester Charles

Entrepreneur, creative genius & proud owner of Crown Cabaret.
Completely mis-represented in that awful show Call Me Daddy - The Musical at Komedia in Brighton

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

Look at how many beautiful women with OF accounts are following ME, the infamous, manly and virile Chester Charles
I must be doing something right, hey girls? 😏

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

@brightonargus Something about 'drowning birds' rings a bell... 🤔
#callmedaddythemusical

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

Where was this?
... Asking for a friend...

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

I've realised that when it comes to women, I definitely have a type: "Mental"

On the plus side, it means the odds are in my favour!

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

A bunch of Muppets singing?
Sounds a lot like @Callmedaddythe Musical!

[Brighton Journal @BrightonJournal]

Get ready, Brighton! 🌟 The Muppet Christmas Carol in Concert is coming to you on Dec 12, 2024, with a full live orchestra 🎻🎬. Grab your tickets starting July 12! #Brighton #Christmas2024 #MuppetMagic

Read more👇
https://t.co/HG0oXSt91o

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

@KomediaBrighton Lies and misinformation!
Don't watch this feminist propaganda!

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

My cost of living is going to go up again.. 😮‍💨

[Brighton & Hove News @bhcitynews]

A cannabis farm has been found by police after they raided a house in Rottingdean

https://t.co/XqaN5XO31U

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

@bhcitynews "A homeless man, Dorian Ibra, has been charged with producing 70 to 80 cannabis plants at the house"

...How was he homeless if he had access to a house?

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

I don't see why they can't use the same facilities as normal people.
and people call ME bigoted!

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

@GiaMMacool LOYALTY!
I'm sick of these damn Judases leaving me high and dry!!

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

@brightonargus Ahhh the delicious irony!

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

These footballers are getting out of control!
https://t.co/o6SYMIlxj3

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

Last year's Goodwood Festival of Speed was not what I expected.
...I found it more coke and proscecco orientated.
https://t.co/9iY2HLDTbT

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

"Make it rain" :
When you throw £10 and £20 notes at a stripper.

"Make it hail" :
When you throw pocket change.

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

Hahahaha!
What a pity nobody will be able to book to see more lies about me in "Call Me Daddy - The Musical"
Boo hoo 😭 🎻
https://t.co/R3RMInjxxh

[Glamour UK @GlamourMagUK]

Avril Lavigne deserved better TBH.
https://t.co/yjG3zu5gsX

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

I'm so sick of the media taking hardworking female athletes and pushing an emphasis on their looks and 'sexiness'.

...most of them are 6/10 at best.

https://t.co/ZJZAel3AdP

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

Like I was going to read the article anyway 😏

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

How come when a girl flashes her melons, everyone cheers! 🎉
... but when I whip out my sausage and meatballs, I get put on a list?! 😠
#doublestandards

[Chester Charles @Chester_the_3rd]

So disappointed this hero is supporting the slanderous and defamatory #callmedaddythemusical