The Chicken

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@AmazonAustralia

Hello.

I have been locked out of my account.

The holding page said that it was temporarily suspended. I don’t know why.

It said there was an email explaining why. I have received no email.

How am I going to regain access?

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@ryanvandenbrink @DavidGenat I am so surprised at this take, considering ch10 gave you the episode one day in advance to give this take.

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How did #masterchefau go? I was too busy loving @Channel9’s #TheFloorAU

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@FOXFOOTY why is your clock counting up? #bulldogssaints

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@HenryFitzempre The intro is the cutdown of the players who made it to merge - haha it has nothing to do with quitting

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When grandad drops in unexpectedly… and you’re meant to be working … but now you have to listen to his dumb stories. #sampangtonight

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@johnnny_dez From the bottom of my Survivor Producering heart - THANK YOU!

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@saucytomato01 Then the producers could abuse that power to implement it and literally save whoever they like once they’re voted out.

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@jazzamate16 Actually they do. To afford to make the show there have to be 24 episodes and 24 contestants. Given there has to be 3 contestants in the finale there must be at least two episodes where nobody goes home. Simple maths.

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Zara made her point VERY effectively, calmly and with great clarity in that coven chat. Bye Rich. #survivorau

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@sonyv_Gal4 @blair_jensen Lucky for you!

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“I brought you a dish that was cooked when the sun was still in the sky…” #masterchefau

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Is it just me or is JC like the weird French boyfriend your perpetually single aunt brought to Christmas this year. #masterchefau

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Guys… did they mention where Mimi is from? #masterchefau

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And in biggest twist of the season yet… Sav’s mum wasn’t dead all along and she enters the kitchen to give her back her white apron! #MasterChefAU

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Is Sav’s mum dead? Has she mentioned it before? #masterchefau

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@gabrielxtaylor @PeerLaWill Blocking a highway or bridge will not get the change you seek. And you know it. And you lose the PR argument while you do it, because those that believe in your cause already believe and those you’re trying to convince are the ones that are turned off by the protest

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@gabrielxtaylor @PeerLaWill Go into government, garner the votes of your people. Convince them of your perspective, command a majority opinion. Become a leader in government, consult experts, make decisions that affect change.

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@gabrielxtaylor @PeerLaWill No, my suggestion is do something effective.

All of the protests around the world for Palestine, while noble, haven’t changed the Israeli governments plans nor halted their attacks.

It’s pissing into the wind. Meanwhile you’re pissing off people who don’t want to be involved

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@gabrielxtaylor @PeerLaWill Maybe just accept the fact that nothing will change Israel/Netanyahu’s position and brace for the sorrow to follow. But shutting down a bridge 4000km away ain’t gonna stop an invasion.