Dildo Daggins

bound to change

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I understand it would be politically infeasible, but it would be sick if all men had a carry a baseball and mitt on them at all times. #waitingforalyft #beisbol

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Swiping up on every ig story from Florida and saying “good call”

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what do we think about opting out of this upcoming taylor swift wave?

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Sydney Sweeney or Alexandra Daddario? #askSNB

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Kat against the Celtics tn

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Gay dude beat the fuck out of sisters boyfriend

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@hen_ease Try not to smoke yourself into a panic attack

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Running marathons is gay. Drink on the weekend and play basketball for your cardio like a goddamn adult.

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Just listened to the Phillies clubhouse playlist and had an epiphany. I’m gonna kill myself if we don’t win it this year.

https://t.co/5qRMET36hj

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How the fuck do the refs not blow the whistle earlier there. Forward progress was long dead at that point

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Police pulling over Tyreek Hill today was disgusting. He’s never done anything wrong.

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@lee_kicak No

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Scrolling these National Girlfriend Day instagram stories. Some of yall need standards

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Just watched a woman Shazam Y.M.C.A… yikes

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You think this is how the Australians kicked out the aboriginals?

[AB @AB84]

Stay away from Sydney nigga #CTESPN

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Ted Lasso was gay

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Hey @AppleTV, fuck you!

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Pacers were absolutely retarded not to foul at the end of regulation. That’s not a Celtics win. Just a byproduct of a retarded decision from the other team. Malcolm Butler 2.0

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Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean running the league for the next decade

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Come home @nbsmallerbear

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The natural “snooze” push:
When one naturally wakes up exactly nine minutes before their alarm is set to go off.