Chet Manly

Welcome to the inanity of my mind.

Disillusionati member since 7/28/11.

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@luisjgomez Oof. Slick and Thick are not funny.

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@MikeColleluori You're welcome.

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@espn The best season save % ever from an NCAA lacrosse goalie was .665. Scoring on a lacrosse goalie is the easiest thing to do in sports. #nottop10

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@BoobieMilesXXIV

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@lewtapera Hahaha. My legend precedes me.

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@Chet_Manly @pickNRG @cj_wentz

*4th turnover.

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@pickNRG Here's a picture of my tv after I threw a scotch glass at it watching @cj_wentz turn the ball over for a third time. Unlike him, however, my throw was accurate...

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@podcaststeve If it was nothing personal, a dm would have sufficed. Calling out @DanKoob and @CBSPhilly looks more like a career podcaster klout chasing. Keep my boy's name out of your mouth.

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@podcaststeve Come at my boy @DanKoob again and see what happens. You ever hear of rolling 20s? Since I was 16! I'm saying frosty. You know what I'm saying. Spoon! #werepthesamesmarttech

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@lewtapera How DARE you besmirch the name of the Swedish Chef like that?? The obvious Sesame Street comp for him is Cookie Monster. A Top 3 SS character.

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@cj_wentz You should be embarrassed.

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@TheBonfireSXM Have you seen this yet?

https://t.co/hyIk7X19ZH

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A white QB with $108mil guaranteed pulling himself out of his first playoff game speaks more to privilege than courage.

@cj_wentz @joel9one

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They literally coined the term "load management" for @KingJames and now he's talking that shit? What a hypocrite.

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@luisjgomez Doggie, that "I just took a Lyft over here and boy are my...organs outside of my body" line was brilliant. Didn't get enough laughs at all.

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Man accused of punching child to the ground at mall during fight... https://t.co/ZoHZJehK5C

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Typical @HomeDepot: Busy Saturday afternoon. 12 checkout lines, none open. Self checkout manned by a 900 year old woman. Countless employees walk by unfazed by the growing line. One man tweets angrily...

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.@usacurl Here's a list of captains more qualified than @Shoostie2010 for 2022:

& Tennille
Quint
Morgan
Hook
Caveman
Crunch
Kangaroo