Chet Gladchuk, Parody

President of @NAAA and AD, @USNA. I’m a sweet talker and I’ll fire you before your contracts up, especially if it suits my own corporate interests

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@USNA86 We will consider all comers. If Bronco is open to potentially being fired unceremoniously in the locker room after a hard fought loss with a year left on his contract, all the better.

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@a3lanteigne Wow. After all I’ve done for you. No more airbrushed helmets if you’re gonna be ingrates.

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@AACapitalSports @BWagner_CapGaz I’ve got Lane Kiffin at the top of my list!

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@admiral_amosa @bluengoldreport If you think Ken could snake it til you make it like me, you’re dreaming!

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@CoachCleary11 @bluengoldreport Excuse me, but loyalty doesn’t make my bottom line, or our corporate sponsors stay in the black! When has doing the “right thing” ever benefitted a D1 program??

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@ericwilson_2021 @bluengoldreport Actually Eric, I’ll have you know my people are working day and night to figure out how to cheat the system like Air Force. Having an honest loyal guy like Ken in the way was a nonstarter!