Chey Cab

Former lady cabdriver and owner of MSP car service Chey Car. Convicted of taco terrorism. 612-805-1295

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

In Saint Paul it’s a city ordinance, that sexy ladies can only show off their goods behind glass.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

It’s Whiskey Wednesday at White Squirrel if you are looking for something to do tonight.

I need to be up early, so please drink and tip the band for me.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

Leave the hoes alone! I mean does.

[Adam Greenwald @gwld]

meanwhile in Wisconsin... doe gets chased by a buck in my parent's front yard 🦌

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

In Some Cosmic Alignment.

Duluth, Minnesota

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Mississippi picked a different protein

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

Because it’s #VeteransDay I’d like to remind Americans of something.

Just last week the president said the Iran war isn’t really a war, because no Americans have died.

Minnesotans have died in this war.

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

if you're in line to disclose your affair with jensen huang STAY IN LINE

[Kenneth Lenger @blueicetrike]

@ZachInMillioke The dangerous part about the Great Lakes is that the swells during a severe storm are much closer together than in the open seas, and can lift a ship out of the water from both ends.

[Tim Hogan 浩勤 @TimInHonolulu]

1/ Democrats are about to learn the reality of the GOP mess they are now going to be blamed for. All the freshman selfies and back-patting will fade and the grim reaper will be at the door when the rural hospitals close and millions of Americans lose their health care.

[Sassy Hobbit 🦋 @sassyhobbit]

If a cat runs up and beats the shit out of you and then runs away, that's a sign of respect in their culture.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Musk buying Twitter, as @AdamSerwer points out, lured conservatives into the trap of thinking that X is real life - and they paid for it.

https://t.co/BF9bbZc2Wl

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

Retired healthcare CEO with a passion to fix the system was telling me Klobie was the first democrat he ever voted for back in the day.

Then he said, “talking to legislators was always like getting smile fucked.”

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

@davethul The backseat chatter on his evolution under Trump has sure been interesting.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

half the replies on here now are just AI bots rephrasing what you posted. it's a shame because twitter's reply section used to be a modern-day salon where great minds once gathered to exchange ideas in good faith and advance the human condition

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

There is such a thing as too big.

[OutdoorsWI @outdoorswi1]

Record-breaking lake sturgeon caught in northern Wisconsin this fall
https://t.co/yMZlaIgbIx

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

Client(from Texas): “Thanks for the advice love. I looked into it, and you are totally right.”

Me: “We aren’t married. So you don’t have to tell me I’m right.

Client: “Phtphtpht!”

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

@tylerpager How do I get a generational gig like this.

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

Jensen Huang inserted his USB into the wrong port and now his data is corrupted.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

@hskrfan69 46 here. There was a guy who did lure me out of my house. And as I was about to retreat back into my house(bc red flags), I decided that the sun felt nice on the porch. And the tomcats that had been circling seemed interesting?

So I’ve stayed on my porch watching the tomcats.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

@RpsAgainstTrump He was always gonna be the fall guy.

[Chey Cab @CheyCab]

@BullyCreative Her people were here first, so she can do whatever she wants.