Well nerds, I fuckin' did it.
Took me a global pandemic and a damn quarantine, but I did it.
I figured out the precise chronological order of all the MCU movies (so far) BY SCENE.
I'm out of my Goddamn mind. You're welcome.
Filipino lady with older white husband sees child walk by with dinosaur balloon from Jurassic exhibition:
*In thick Mexican accent* "Sweety, I want you to take me to Dinosaur show please sweety"