Shiny💫

I am talking to myself and you’re the audience

[Kiki🫶🏻 @Nik_Nik2H]

She bounced on my mushroom until I gorged

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

If I see one more video of Punch getting bullied— I am fighting some monkeys

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

When your phone doesn’t recognize your face, and then in the middle of typing you password it just opens up anyway is the same feeling as somebody accusing you of sitting on the remote when you weren’t

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

I caved, I’m turning the heat on

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

“Golf carts are better than a man”

[Kiki🫶���� @Nik_Nik2H]

Go bears! 🐻

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

They need to put @mtvgeordieshore back on @hulu

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

“Sensational”
*eating cheesecake at night*

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

I had one 4hand’s canned cocktail and RSVPed for a Shrek Rave

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

*pulls into Cane’s”

“Yeah yeah yeah can I get the party poppin for ya!?”
“Uh yeah.. could I just do a three finger combo”

*last time I pull into Cane’s”

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

“Chey’s MacBook was left at…” stop stressing me out!! It’s right here!!! I swear it is!!!

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

Orlando Bloom is single now, yall think I got a shot?

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

I’m not a fan of how once a month I just go absolutely fucking crazy, and I just have to live like this #girlbossing

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

@CelsiusOfficial you hit it out of the Ballpark with Cherry Cola

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

Need this summer to feel like a Calvin Harris Summer

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

The guys that come by themselves to sports bar or sporting event are so wholesome, they’re so passionate about their team and are just so willing to talk to anyone about it and have a conversation about it, I love seeing that

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

I just saw a Nova Scotia license plate

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

Okay “scientists” that’s not a new color, that’s literally the color from the Jazz design that was put on disposable cups in the 90s

[Shiny💫 @CheyStarr2]

No lie, supplements are how the girls are size 4-0. Doesn’t even matter which ones, you choke down three or more of those horse pills first thing in the morning and you won’t even want to eat after 😭