Chester Catchester

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

fancy feet 🤩

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

me: *stands on bathroom scales*
scales:
me:
scales:
me:
scales: i'm sorry, who is this?

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

i could have taken part in a competitive eating contest yesterday. you don't know. 😼

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

as a fully grown adult cat, putting on 3% of your own bodyweight in 24 hours is just *unusual* not *unrecognisable*. call yourself smart? stupid weighing machine. 🔨🗑😾

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

when you've put on so much weight since yesterday that your smart scales refuse to believe that it's you 🧀🍖🥩🍗🥓🍤🍰🥛😬

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

hoomin is eating stinky fish, may have had a blow to the head 🤔 #surstrommingchallenge #notonyourlife

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

when you want to chase the birds but just cba #lazysurveillance

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

Hoomin made me some dinner :) #nomnom #nofilter

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

#furrysanta

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

@lottyengland #pinkie #famous

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

hoomin is making strange cooing noises over a plate of choc chip biskwits #shouldicallhelp #thisisnew

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

when they send you an email to confirm that you don't want to receive anymore emails #facepalm #whatweretheythinking

[イルカショーをボイコットをしよう @SreyesSusan]

Larry @ldd2407 : When the Internet is down and you're bored to death #dolphinangels https://t.co/9miIQY7jVQ

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

Apparently, I growl in my sleep and it's adorable. #catfacts

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

EU referendum petition signed by more than 1.9m!!

https://t.co/8pxXcEHldK

https://t.co/Z0UM7ZwfIk

https://t.co/g5hndE1hpH

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

@ChezzyTheCat #EURefResults #NotMyVote #notmyindependenceday

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

Wants to live in the eu, #EURefResult, realizes has dual citizenship with an eu state #CmonSON #BrexitCantKeepMeDown

[i iz cat @iizcat]

It's all fun and games until you can't come back in... #CatsAgainstBrexit @jk_rowling

[Chester Catchester @ChezzyTheCat]

*bites claws* #CatsAgainstBrexit #CattyMcCatFace