Chaunce

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

"Yeah I like to edge"
9 year old me in my bathroom mirror:

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

If listening to future all day on Valentine's Day is a crime then I'm a criminal

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

Just spent 30 minutes trying to change the hand soap in the staff bathroom. Getting humbled before 9 am should not be allowed

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

No matter how bad your life is, just remember someone out there thinks Amy Schumer is funny

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

Every time I see a fat dude I assume he has a truck. Is that racist?

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

These bitches at work don't know green dot by young boy is blasting in my headphones and I could easily take all of them

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

I hope I wake up tomorrow and they found 7 bodies in saquon's basement

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

Elons about to fuck and make his own 🌽 site

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

He def doesn't have the pass where he's from

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Xavier Leggette truly is a national treasure that we gotta protect at all costs 😂😂

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

About to sign my life away to the military. Feeling : Patriotic🫡

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

Man I was just tryna shit, not contemplate my existence

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Damn ok this shit kinda cooking ngl

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

Call me Edward the way I'm Snowed in

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

I hope whoever invented white elephant gets hit by a bus

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

I know someone who could've used one of these

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

So it's almost 1 PM and Austin Siebert hasn't been cut yet. Someone care to explain or do I need to take matters into my own hands?

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

The Chinese dude who switched their bodies in freaky Friday is a demented mf

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

If the orioles don't resign cornbin burnes I will overdose

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

Why did lil Uzi decide to hurt his 2016 fan base like this

[Chaunce @Chiapetchauncey]

I stopped being an organ donor so someone doesn't get my used liver. I'm doing society a favor