Ryan

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

Asteroid City

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

what’s the most recently released movie that can unambiguously be considered a “classic” already

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

I see the twitter algorithm has hopped on the youtube bandwagon of serving you up absolutely NOTHING except for things related to the last thing you clicked 'like' on

very cool. everyone likes it like this.

[wista👽 @wiistariia]

time travel has consequences...

#dorohedoro #drhdr #ドロヘドロ

[RT @RT_com]

Tabshour ('Chalk') the donkey goes viral in Lebanon after braying with joy upon seeing his human best friend for the first time since they were separated by war

'Damn this war that separated us'

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

Who do I call to make the fines like, 100 times higher?

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A judge learns both sides of a case are using AI and immediately cancels trial

All lawyers were kicked off the case and fined $1,000 to $3,500

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

The P-P system is actually way more ethical bc the "AI" isn't an unfeeling computer program, but literal brains in jars, taken from real people.

When they made decisions, they had intent. They weren't just guessing and/or hallucinating.

[Zach from Uchuu Shelf @uchuushelf]

There is literally a whole anime about why this is a fucking stupid idea and doesn't work.

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

good thing I saved an extra 11,000 dollars for AC this summer

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

If sci-fi dorks were serious about it, we'd be on season 3 of Scavengers Reign by now

[Brian Cartwright @SemiFakeGods]

Whole bunch of hand wringing from dorks about sci-fi being dead because of the current state of Star Trek, Stargate, and Doctor Who. Sounds to me like their concern is availability of familiar IP, not sci-fi as a genre.

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

if someone ever sat next to me on a park bench for a cold war-style, high stakes secret journalism convo, and told me they were a "fan of facebook", it would trigger my fight or flight response

I'd like to think I'd simply run away, but I'm not taking homicide off the table

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

if Stalker actually had "barely any talking", I might actually like it. Those dudes did not shut the fuck up outside of like, 2 scenes

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

the backrooms wouldve been way better if it was like twice as long, there was barely any talking or dialogue, what dialogue was there was entirely in russian, it was entirely outside, directed by tarkovsky,

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

Also extremely funny to say this with regards to soccer; the sport wear every single player on the field is a walking advertisement

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

People on this website used to be funny

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[Ryan @Chibi_Ou]

lmao

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Bank of America: There are too many red flags in this stock market.