CBIII

It's Twitter. Why the hell are you reading my Bio?

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I want to win passes to @northcoastfest, meet & greet w/ @djtommytrash & @iHome Products courtesy of @elektro http://t.co/ALVWGqgd

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Ok.... Where am I NOW?! http://t.co/1x6z9a7h

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Ok. Where an I now? http://t.co/Vm89yD1m

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@HannahHighlife Shit. That was easy for you. WTF?! And if you come out tonight, you will NOT be disappointed.

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Where am I? http://t.co/BknWFfNl

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Desperate times lead to desperate measures. http://t.co/yPh5EcyU

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Who is ready for tonight?! http://t.co/w5VQPWKN

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Photo shoot II http://t.co/Lq9kCrq8

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Photo Shoot http://t.co/5bxxBhC7

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House. Music. http://t.co/drWJSzUr

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#CBIII #DjShawnShady #DjJevity http://t.co/egM5ETEX

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PROPS! #NoH8 RT @DJPaulyD: Forbes list like erry year !!!!! Texas Went Off !!!!!

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Pre Game http://t.co/FWrpcAqZ

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Can someone bring me some toilet paper, ASAP! My toes are going numb.

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If I could have any surgery, I would want my heart smaller and my liver bigger. Then I could drink way more and give a fuck even less.

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I wish the makers of Oreos would keep up with the shaving companies. 4 blade razors. Quintuple-stuffed Oreos.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I'm the Kobayashi of eating homeless pussy.

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I don't know what the powder is on Cool Ranch Doritos but I'll Scarface the fuck outta dat shit. #unicornDandruff

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

"I wanna get diamonds on dental floss so I can floss while I floss. Real talk." - mother Teresa