Anakin Skywalker.

One nation under punk indivisible with integrity and sobriety for all. Once ran over Samoa Joe's sister-in-law with Joe's ugly purple suv. (@CMPunk has got it.)

[Anakin Skywalker. @ChicagoSaviour]

*Not* so long time, huh?

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@MistressOfPride Too early for being good.

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@IrascibleEthos Christy Mack.

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@GcthicGal UGH YOUR FACE. UGH YOUR DOG. UGH YOUR CAT. UGH YOUR SQUIRREL. UGH YOUR F'N FAMILY. I AM GOING TO SLEEP.

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https://t.co/GLuAKRiEO1

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@GcthicGal DO NOT UGH ME, YOU UGGO.

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@GcthicGal WHATEVAH.

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So I just read @ChairmanMcMahon bio.. and now I've got a serious question: did he had a foursome with NXT gals or nah?

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@GcthicGal BECAUSE IF I WAS THE FIRST, THEN I AM BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO BE RUDE TO ME WHATSOEVER!

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@GcthicGal BUT I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO ACTUALLY ADMIT IT, NO?

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@GcthicGal ..I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH YOU. STAY STR8, M8.

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@GcthicGal I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST, THOUGH. SO NO!

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@GcthicGal I TRY. http://t.co/WBigYpiYXx

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@DiamondVitality Vas te faire encule .

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@GcthicGal THE URGE TO THROW YOUR PALE BUTT TO A GROUP OF ZOMBIES IS REAL AS HELL.

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Sasha defending her title against Charlotte? Aw, hell yeah!

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The @WWENXT action starts in 30 MINUTES! Head to @WWENetwork to catch @MsCharlotteWWE vs. @SashaBanksWWE tonight.

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@GcthicGal ..YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ME, KID!? HUH?!

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@GcthicGal You sure? Because I can totally sense it. http://t.co/rALMIXEKjU