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🙏🏽

[CLARK @clarkcashes]

Aint no way its that many people tryna stream lmaooo go back to school man

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Nigeria playing in Houston woulda been a home game

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

100 years old and still the coolest person alive. Happy birthday, Sir David!

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’ve just boarded a flight from London to the US.

I checked my boarding pass and headed to my seat, fully expecting it to be occupied by an entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post.

But no.

The seat was empty.

No entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post.

Empty. Unoccupied.

I sat down. The delightful stewardess brought me a drink.

Sometimes in life oh do fuck off.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

A moment we thought we would never see 🤯

Sabastian Sawe has become the first person to run a marathon in under two hours in race conditions.

[ຸ @amalahourly]

life was better when say so was everywhere

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

This is funny now, until people bet on a disaster happening, and then create the disaster so that they can win. Mankind keeps creating new sets of problems for itself.

[vi @starryymays]

the british kids of today losing Citv AND fish and chips fridays in the same week…the country’s gone downhill

[Davido @davido]

#OBOCHELLA WEEK 1 🌎🤠🎥🌵❤️🔥 WE BROUGHT CULTURE TO YOUR FOREFRONT THANK YOU FOR ROCKING WITH US 🎸⭐️ SEE YOU NEXT WEEK AT WEEK 2 !

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

All jokes aside, if Arsenal doesn’t win the league this year, the UK government genuinely needs to bolster the mental health helplines when the final nail hits the coffin. The collective heartbreak in North London isn’t going to be a pretty sight.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

No travel ban for anyone in the Epstein files but Kanye is the limit 😂😂😂

[Nicolas-Tyrell Scott @iamntyrell]

I hope our government are blocking anti-Black artists and those who are Islamophobic.

Pandora’s box has been opened

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.

https://t.co/52SZEDFhrY

Good morning Nigerians.

[JB #OneAfrica✊🏾 @jb2forty]

ay gunna ur slacking again bro

ay gunna come on

ay gunna catch me fam

catch me bro

ay gunna you’re slacking I’m infront of you

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Replaced faster than calling and waiting for an NHS ambulance to arrive 😭😭

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

“it’s getting weird, but i still need to get this watch”