I’ve just boarded a flight from London to the US.
I checked my boarding pass and headed to my seat, fully expecting it to be occupied by an entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post.
But no.
The seat was empty.
No entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post.
Empty. Unoccupied.
I sat down. The delightful stewardess brought me a drink.
Sometimes in life oh do fuck off.
This is funny now, until people bet on a disaster happening, and then create the disaster so that they can win. Mankind keeps creating new sets of problems for itself.
All jokes aside, if Arsenal doesn’t win the league this year, the UK government genuinely needs to bolster the mental health helplines when the final nail hits the coffin. The collective heartbreak in North London isn’t going to be a pretty sight.