Loewenbehold

Baby Doctor. Psychologist. Neuroscientist. Auntie. Bestie.

[Loewenbehold @Chichisdiary]

Soft life

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

Men are so ridiculous

[Jefè @Richkid_life]

I feel sorry for nigga who got caught with 10 mil worth of coke because the feds ain’t even his real problem

[Ice Spice’s Menstrual Cup @MedjaiMeech]

Baby once that coke hits your asshole YOU’RE gonna think you’re God

[★ bri ★ @WhoopyGushion]

“name a word that comes after pork”

“cupine.”

[noir @KickThatHoe]

why would they not cover the entire thing

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

I'm sorry that I missed the fifth anniversary of this tweet

[jm🌻ri @jmoriboy]

instead of saying “every monday” “every tuesday” etc we should say daily but based on the day of the week. mondaily. tuesdaily. wednesdaily. thursdaily. fridaily. saturdaily. sundaily. it feels like this was the whole purpose of their structure as words

[brown_suga 🔻 @FEMNATURAL00]

let me tell you something

[Adil Soomro @RealAdilSoomro]

Bro found an offline game 😂💀

[muttmom @muttmomdotcom]

teaching my friend how to play my favourite videogame and 20 minutes later she starts legitimately beating my ass and goes "okay i'm getting the hang of this, you can stop going easy on me!!"

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

one day ur boyfriend went out scouting for hoes & he found you

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me in my room making sure I still got it

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

Friend facetimed me so I can be the referee for him and his girlfriend’s argument and both of them keep turning towards the camera saying “AM I CRAZY FOR FEELING THAT WAY?!??”

[amy | vigil spoilers @kashymcgraths]

me af

[Michael Fritzell (Asian Century Stocks) @MikeFritzell]

Funniest video you’ll watch today. This is not a parody.

[ִֶָ @itrygraphics]

the mic being that far from her mouth is so iconic. she has the most powerful voice in the world

[MISH MOOLA @mihlxli]

you never know how good you have it until it’s gone 😔

[sad Troon Troon Troon Sahur @TroonTroonSahur]

This truly is the everything app

[brosse à dents @beerb0ngsohara]

J’ai depensé 20 balles pour que ma copine n’ait plus de pubs dans son jeu de petits chats