chickadee inc.

smart and funny. ig avasophiabrown she/her

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

@janlevinson69 Sorry queen I’m a hater and I just had to call it like I see it bc account made during first term Obama is crazy

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

Every day we are forced to see people who made their Twitter accounts when we (normal aged individuals) were still in elementary school react to a fashion trend that already peaked a year ago

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

We’re gonna have to intervene on the Instagram people

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

Athletic short + blouse was sooooo 2024 it was basically all I wore that summer

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

It’s so lit that all of them were established by verified scammers / fraudsters. Wanting to be taken for a ride is so engrained in US dna. It’s pathological

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

Mormonism, Scientology, and the Nation of Islam are the only genuinely American religions.

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

@pollypocketmode @Fpinespruce Half the residential buildings in old city are brutalist too like 🤣🤣 society hill towers, etc

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mathewrodriguez I am not posing nude. Those days are over.

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

There is seriously a collective psychosis going on

[Nadir al Hakim 🇲🇦 #boycottFIFA @10earthquakes]

@dykegrrl she is a zionist thats why

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

So funny to get really into eating pate and sardines because the voyeur in your mind thinks it’s kinky

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

im on pinterest getting irritated by the girlbloggers. like give me a fucking break 😭

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

@PetreRaleigh On tik tok they’re using Stacy in ranking systems which makes me think it’ll eventually make its way into mainstream. “High tier Stacy” “low tier Stacy”. I remember “Becky” (the slightly more mid version of Stacy) being a thing on r/incels back in 2016 but I haven’t seen it since

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

The metastasis of incel culture and its offshoots like lookmaxxing is such a huge part of online culture that it feels like we don't really have our hands around it intellectually. Fish asking each other "what water" type situation at this stage

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

Okay I’m not a huge fan of Hasan but why do I feel like the “separate laptop for porn” is just his personal computer he doesn’t livestream on lmfao

[New York Post @nypost]

Hasan Piker's seedy, sex obsessed life: Soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn https://t.co/uwpG2xCn0Q

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

Swim week seems like a humiliation ritual. They only cast botched Instagram models and they don’t even bother to give them heels

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

he loves to do shit thatll make the coolest most cosmopolitan women regress to 2012 fandom tumblr speech patterns such as "omg my ovaries are exploding"

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

If you take off work to tour an apartment, and the apartment is completely different than the listing, you should take the company to small claims to sue for lost wages. I don’t think this will change until people start being petty and litigating

[Grace @gracecamille_]

ok now that we’ve moved I’ll post this… look at the digital staging of our bedroom vs the bedroom posted by the rental company lol

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

@sliccmic You must think I’m Peter Griffin 😭

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

once you've done NYC, LA, San Fransico, and Vegas, is there anywhere in the United States thats even worth traveling to? Other than national parks?

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Patrick Star will reportedly be making his final ever appearance in the next episode of SpongeBob

Voiced by Bill Fagerbakke since 1999

(via https://t.co/F5anP3q59X)

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

Like damn bro why you always know the vibe early…

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

The second was when my bf was doing phone banking (I think for when we were all voting uncommitted) and mentioned that the trainer was our “really exciting” Astoria assemblyman

[dass @not_alive_irl]

this might be the first reference to Mamdani in an even remotely leftish podcast, the cumtown episode 213 (25 june 2020) where Stav references voting for "Zohan" over Simotas in his state assembly race.

[chickadee inc. @ChickadeInc]

Orcas and Orangatuans might be on the same level of best animals