alison

[alison @ChickAHilly]

I had 93 followers and now have 92

I didn’t login to Twitter for two years and have only tweeted a handful of times in the last month, and someone went “oh she’s tweeting again now, oh yeah I don’t wanna see that” lol

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Why did I have a dream where I saw Kylie Jenner casually, and I went up to her and I was like “so you’re bringing King Kylie back, huh?”

Idk

[alison @ChickAHilly]

I NEED TO KNOW

[holls ⸆⸉ @holltoleratesit]

YOU GUYS????

[alison @ChickAHilly]

I gave a loud, harsh, piercing cry, also known as a screech #GoldenGlobes2024

[yasmine | ياسمين @filmwithyas]

Do Kylie and Timothée know that the ad breaks on the Golden Globe website is just a fan cam of them

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Me still waitin up to get the debrief on Kaigan’s date

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Say it… out loud

[flynn slicker @flynnslick]

Everyone knows the answer but they’re too scared to say it

[alison @ChickAHilly]

My boyfriend acting real chummy for someone who has no idea Juicy Couture’s Viva La Juicy perfume is back and that when I wore that perfume in 08 I had 4 boyfriends

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Why, at 11 years old, was my favorite song I Hate Everything About You x Three Days Grace

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Your American manager sends you strongly worded emails, my Aussie manager sends me Instagram reels

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Breaking news Gen Z Girl says flat doc martins are mid, do you know the absolute trenches you have to walk through to break “flat” doc martins in? see you in two years (the time it takes to break in) when platforms are back out, bitch go to class

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Second order of business after a two year Twitter hiatus is unfollow Joe Biden

[alison @ChickAHilly]

First order of business after a two year Twitter (X??) hiatus is go to Kaigan’s feed and reaffirm everything she said

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Hey

[alison @ChickAHilly]

My whole childhood home was covered with this from 1993-2010. Including the little ice skater who skated around

[alison @ChickAHilly]

What happens when Gen Z goes into the workforce are they gonna be like “this spreadsheet looks sus”

[alison @ChickAHilly]

We’ll all remember where we were when we saw the Kim and Pete roller coaster photos

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Omg

[alison @ChickAHilly]

Men will mansplain how to have allergies… they’ll be like “don’t blow your nose like that” what????

[alison @ChickAHilly]

“Codependency comes from dysfunction.” -Kathy, my therapist

[Tad Carpenter @TadCarpenter]

How people who say "typeface" look at people who say "fonts".