ChickenDadTX

Devoted husband, part-time amateur scientist, full-time chicken dad.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

Sounds like Jr has been a little too 10-48 this week.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The code for murder is "187" you stupid fucking jackass

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

Star Wars. LITERALLY about fighting an evil empire. Go douche, Cuck House! Leave the Rebel Alliance to the GenX that knows your villainy.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

@WhiteHouse Jesus you guys are so pathetic.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

@EvilMopacATX Or Ass?

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

New or used?

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

I will give $1000 to the first person to show me where in America gasoline is $1.98 a gallon.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

@yourmother8375 @EvilMopacATX Ain’t that the truth. I feel more dead than G/M Steakhouse on the Drag.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

America?

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

Is this thing still working?

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

Winning, huh?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

YIKES: The College Football Playoff National Championship trophy completely falls apart as JD Vance picks it up. A metaphor for this disastrous administration. (via @PhilipWegmann)

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

FUCK TRUMP! I’m going to go watch Goonies @Corey_Feldman #NeverGoInTheAtticRosa

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

You are a freaking saint @PeterHotez

[Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @PeterHotez]

@BrandyZadrozny Detailed in my 2018 book based on my discussions with RFK Jr in 2017…including several environmental exposures in early pregnancy interacting with autism genes

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

Spin baby spin!

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

BREAKING: I can report that as of 30 minutes ago, the FBI has provided the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence all requested documents related to the Congressional Baseball Game shooting in 2017.

These are documents sought by Capitol Hill officials for almost 8 years.

Providing these documents was one of our top priorities in delivering a new FBI era of transparency.

Thank you to the committee and Chairman @RepRickCrawford for your partnership in getting Americans the truth.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

The English language is wonderful. @laurenboebert Did you know that jerk off can be used as both a noun and a verb? Fascinating.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Classic.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

Does the @WhiteHouse have a LiveJournal account? Asking for 340 million Americans.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

KELLY: The deliberation as to whether we should launch a strike on another country. Would you consider that classified information?

GABBARD: The information was not classified

RATCLIFFE: Pre-decisional strike deliberations should be conducted through classified channels

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

To be honest though. Pete did have one of those Smokey Manhattans for breakfast and you know how that puts you in a mood.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Nothing owns us Libs harder than day-drunk-texting top secret war plans to reporters.

“Cry harder” all over my replies in 3…2…

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

A virus is a virus. Keep up the good work doc!

[Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @PeterHotez]

Peter Hotez finds ‘parallel career’ fighting vaccine misinformation ⁦@thehill⁩ https://t.co/oTgSkJKTt6

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

Fred, not sure if we have covered this before. Is the properly term for her CrossUnFit or Squatzi?

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

@mtgreenee Just shut up. Don’t you have another marriage to break up or something?

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

@MerriamWebster What’s the plural of adjudicated rapist?

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

@POTUS @TheNotoriousMMA Not surprised.

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

BREAKING: White House throws some of that hot DOGE cash savings in fountain for Elon’s annual treasure bath. F Off! #ResistTrump

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Sláinte from The White House🍀

[ChickenDadTX @ChickenDadTX]

@PeterHotez @dr_jon_l I get my science from real docs. Not car salesmen. Thanks Doc Hotez.