MaMs Missing Chicken

He flew the coop and is living his best life....don't call him, he'll call you.

[MaMs Missing Chicken @ChickenMams]

Can't wait to see all you cluckers in Vegas @CrimeCon !

You can find me at the Craps tables 😉

@momsandmurder

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@NoleGirl88 @momsandmurder @MandyE121 Hardly! I'm hanging with Alfonso, hitting the links...but only after 2pm for the 20% discount...more money for bourbon!

[MaMs Missing Chicken @ChickenMams]

What up Cluckers! Remember me??

@momsandmurder @MandyE121

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@NoleGirl88

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To leave the yacht club or stay another few weeks? I just need to run out for more bourbon!

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@MandyE121 @momsandmurder I've spent the summer on Alfonzo's yatch....its been crazy and a bit of a blur..I really like Jim Beam!

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BA-GAWK!!! My ocean cruise was cancelled last weekend! They saaaaayyy we are going next weekend but I'm not holding my breath.....there's a rumor around here that the ransom demands are coming and I will get sent back to my moms!!!! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

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@longsincepast BA-GAWK!!!!

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Whoooo Hoooo @longsincepast became my hundredth follower! That's clucking amazing!

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@momsandmurder @MandyE121 I was gonna ask if I could book my flight home but Alfonzo my new friend from the casino has invited me to go on his yacht next weekend! BA-GAWK!!!!

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Holy cluck! What a weekend! I'm still recovering. After golfing with my new friends from the High Rollers Club, it was off to the night club, bottle service, limo ride down the strip....Who knew life could be so gooooooood!!! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

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@JazziNickel @momsandmurder @MandyE121 "her"??? I don't wanna ruffle your feathers but I'm a dude!

[MaMs Missing Chicken @ChickenMams]

Holy Cluck! The guys have had me doing shots and now we're going to something called a "Casino". I've been assured there's lots of chicks there! This....is.....awesome! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

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Nursed a hangover all day...we went and played this game called "golf". I kept sitting on all the little white round things, thinking I could hatch them! I'm such a silly clucker! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

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@MandyE121 @momsandmurder I just won $100 betting on red!

[MaMs Missing Chicken @ChickenMams]

@warbabyyy @momsandmurder @MandyE121 Cluck no!!! I've got half a bottle of Jim Beam in me!!!

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