Chicksman

Architect/interior/landscape designer/builder/estate manager/painter/ dibia👹/ spiritualist☃️and least I forget Ex Nigerian 😜💯

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Happy Father's Day to all the Igbo fathers ❤️

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@maxvayshia Irony of being a man 😭😴

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

You are the one who would make the move.

You are the one who would plan the date.

You are the one who would fund it.

If you are stupid enough, you are the one who will kneel for a ring you used your hard earned money to get to be accepted.

You are the one who will fund the wedding and do the runaround.

You are the one who will stay up at night, every night, figuring how to make money to perform your responsibilities as a man as society won’t spare you anything.

You are the one the world holds responsible for the security and safety of the home.

You are the one who does the rigorous work in and outside the home. You are the electrician, the Doctor, the plumber, the security man, the one with the big memory never to forget birthdays and every little detail or you face trouble and nagging or silent treatment.

You are the one who bears responsibility for her family difficulties. It is not written but it is expected.

On bed, you do the work during mekwe. You are the one who has to adjust to her body language/mood when she wants a child. At best, you BOTH want a child and you BOTH have sex.

When the child is born, it is “HER CHILD” and if she gets upset, she takes HER CHILD/CHILDREN with her (if they are actually yours anyway).

Then if she doesn’t leave with the children, she reminds you of all she went through “to make you a father” while all you had to do was NOTHING. Just a penis. She carried for 9 months. Pushed. Breastfed. Had insomnia. Body changes. All that sacrifice just to make you a Dad cos it was only you who wanted a child and wanted to marry. She did you a favour for which you owe her your life and servitude from eternity unto all eternity.

If you talk too much, she gaslights you, waits till the children grow up and make them see how “absent” you were in their upbringing and she, the heroine.

Possible loneliness and aloneness in your old age. A futile journey you really didn’t have to embark on.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY GENTLEMEN ❤️👏

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@Wizarab10 A new laptop will go a long way for my career 🙏🙏

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

If you see this on your timeline, you are a Messi fan and we are winning the World Cup!

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@avrilamaka 😂😂😂😭

[Oku @oku_yungx]

YOU WILL GET THAT BIG WIN SOON👏

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Today is Father’s Day. Just watch how silent these witches will be. It is a day that doesn’t matter cos men are just penis and go through nothing in life, compared with women who carry children for nine months in pregnancy that is a “death sentence”.

All of una no well. Walahi

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I once told @maxvayshia what i was going through and he was shocked. He said how are you going through this yet keep up an appearance on X? LOL.

Truth is, if i announce my problem here, what exactly is it going to change? “OH SORRY ABOUT THAT” and that ends. I don’t need the pity or anything. LIFE HAPPENS.

My biggest prayer in life is not to have a problem i can’t solve.

People look up to me here and tbh, being extremely sad will rub off the energy on them too.

I really don’t want that for my mutuals.

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@avrilamaka 😁😂😂

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@avrilamaka @ItsTheIroko 😂😂😂

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@avrilamaka 😂😂😂😂

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

This is madness actually. What sort of low self esteem is this?

[Uche Jombo @uchejombo]

Adulting is realizing you can love and enjoy Messi and Ronaldo as a football fan. It’s not a rule to love one and hate the other.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Hello @Tmakaveli44 please visit all my BETTORS, collect all the money and share to LIONEL MESSI’s fans on the TL.

THANK YOU 👏

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@Creed_printz Wetin no good 😂😂😂

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I DEY HUSTLE MONEY TO GIVE MESSI FANS LATER FOR NIGHT IF RONALDO DOESN’T SCORE A GOAL ASIDES PENALTY 😂😂👏

WE GO CHOP ALL THOSE BETS.

[Chicksman @Chicksman9]

@Two_cups_ @tobyasky 😂😂😂😂