Mara Rubinoff

To be happy you must be your own sunshine. mom, step-monster, community manager, recruiter, yoga teacher & coach

[Mara Rubinoff @ChickyMara]

@SalmaZahid15 So it's ok to stand on the streets chanting for Intifada and proclaiming that 'Hitler was right?' Check your hypocrisy at the door. As my momma used to say, "if you can't take it, don't dish it out."

[Mara Rubinoff @ChickyMara]

What everyone of my relationships has said...

[Netflix @netflix]

To everyone who stayed up late, woke up early, gave up their Sunday afternoon… we are incredibly sorry that the Love is Blind Live Reunion did not turn out as we had planned. We're filming it now and we'll have it on Netflix as soon as humanly possible. Again, thank you and sorry.

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My ADHD: you're going to be late for everything, ever.

Netflix:

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Entertaining myself while waiting for #LOVEISBLINDreunion to stop not starting.

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Me: (minding my business at various points during the weekend)

11 year old bonus D:
What is rape?
And later:
What is a pedophile?
Next day:
What’s kinky?

Me: (can’t you learn from tv like my kids did?)

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@IDontBlog I completely agree. Your hair is their walking advertisement. I do t understand how drying hair is extra and why they’d rather let us walk out looking like a wet rat. If a cut comes with a dry why doesn’t color?

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@LorriB1968 @breakfasttv Totally adorbs

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Our little old lady. This is Maxie. @breakfasttv

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Zeppie. Named for the greatest band of all time. Living his best live. @breakfasttv

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@LorriB1968 @breakfasttv She’s our little chicken 😍

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First boat ride ever for Zeppelin. Glorious. @breakfasttv

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Zeppie & his party trick @breakfasttv #furryfridays

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For those who curiously need to announce completion of random household tasks.

Him: I emptied the dishwasher this morning!

Me:

Him: thought you’d wanna know.

Me:
Me: *runs to the prize closet to get participation award*

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Hasn’t it been Groundhog Day since March 15, 2020?

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@PurolatorHelp We shipped ground from TO to YVR on Dec 14th & package status hasn’t been updated since ship day. Now, you’re closed w/no cust serv?! What has happened to my box of treasures I shipped to my son? This is well past the 1-3 day delay.

[Mara Rubinoff @ChickyMara]

Social Distancinf: Lining up in front of groceries stores like it’s Cold War Russia and I’m needing a loaf of pumpernickel bread and some herring.

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@RogersHelps Thx I got through to chat help. When I cancelled my internet for my move the agent didn’t transfer my email to the new account

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@RogersHelps please HELP! I seem to be locked out of my email and @YahooCare is sending recovery codes to .. you guessed it, my Rogers email. Which I cannot get into.

[Mara Rubinoff @ChickyMara]

@RogersHelps I don’t have a secret question. It keeps sending a code to the email i cannot get into.

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Basically shelter at home involves sitting on hold for support while planning my next snack and trying to make eye contact with the dog.

[Mara Rubinoff @ChickyMara]

@YahooCare please can you help? Im locked out of my email and there’s no chat support, your phone number doesn’t work, and you are sending recovery codes to the email I cannot access.