ONYI🇰🇪

[GR!ZZLY🐻 @Griz_zly8]

Ukiskia dem amekuambia "you seem to be such a nice guy" chances zako za kupewa lower kabete are 0%

[gambler🍁 @JB_waruingi01]

Ati mnakunywa illicit mnatapika? kuna ingine nilikunywa imetengenezwa na chemical za mortuary nililala siku nne polisi ndio walikuja kunitoa kwa nyumba majirani wakiwa wameripoti ati nimekufia huko

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

Unaenda kugeuza fresher mara ya tano unaskia ati "beb hope you'll marry me."

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kuna msee alisema he’s staying alive incase things get better

[She ghost(s)🌸💓 @itz_Njeriii]

Mtu wa tutam amepoteza job anauliza Kama tunaweza muekea vitu zake za nyumba before she figures out how to sort rent and stuff.. apeleke statehouse haha
This time it's very very personal.

[🧋 @borrrielo]

playing with your ball when you're relaxed watching reels is gayish asf.

[Seven Heaven @SevenHeaveit]

Paka zinakuanga zikisema nini between 3am and 5am? Kila mahali ni mmmmmmh, eweweweweeeeh.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

It’s been 3 years since I did a sim swap and iMessages has never worked on my phone. I was scammed ain’t it?

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

This guy invited me back to his place after a night out and he climbed into bed next to me, said “goodnight,” and was asleep within 30 seconds.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The only single mothers we respect are those that lost their husbands under clear circumstance. The rest are Criminals.

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Gym should just be for fitness, hi mambo ya kukaa kama block haibambi

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Script writers wa Kenyan movies lazima tu wapush agenda ya dem cool kid ako inlove na boy wa Jogoo Rd.

[H!TLER™🌸🏆🛡️ @mlipu_zii]

Raya akishinda another golden gloves atashare record na Petr Cech na Joe Hart lakini fan wa United ananishow bado my keeper hajafikia De Gea

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

masaa ni ya kuingia konami kupigania maddison kama wanaume wenzangu.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The owner. The car.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Hii season tutakuwa tunaguza game mnadhani ni AI

[Comrade Wa kabarack 🙆 @AmosSalau8404]

Kuna sharpboy ameni prompt 30 bob. Mimi nikaweka mpesa pin coz what's 30 bob 😅🤔Six minutes later akanirudishia thate yngu na akatext ivi, "kuna kitu nilikuwa naangalia" then akani block . Should i be worried?

[khat digga @__Mamosh1]

Umetulia na stress zako alafu fresher anakuambia ati mlisoma highschool moja

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

counterfeit liquor everywhere thats why I prefer weed, grass is still safe to smoke

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

"Unataka view once ufanyie nini babe"