Chico

Chicago resident. Fat kid. Traveler. Despise clowns. Arsenal fan. Wishes I was an FC.

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@united What’s the ETA for my flight to take off? Aircraft has been on the runway for almost an hour and no word.

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@united 2298

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@united Do you not train your gate agents to announce any delays?!

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 probably never happening again so I’m documenting it.

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Someone called mistook Duran Duran as Depeche Mode and he is Gen X!!!

[Josh West @JoshWestxxx]

Happy Fat Dick Friday!!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@united Why is my plane going twice around ORD?! We landed 20 minutes and still have not gotten to the gate!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Today marks 20 years at work.

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Working my first work exam. Hope it goes smoothly.

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Why did I choose a 620a flight?!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@oldmansteed So sorry to hear. My condolences.

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Only 179 emails I had in my inbox!

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Can’t wait to see Huey!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Europeans are OBSESSED with the wave!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Am I weird that I love inflight duty free shopping?!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Took the written exam for my driver’s license for the first time in 30 years. I passed!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@BrickWoodsxxx I volunteer

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@BenjaminGreyXXX @HarlanFH @Frankr0d @brodyxmeyer @0ryx91 @whoisjerdaddy @GregDixxon @CalebRuffxxx @JohnBaldwinSD @HardAtPlay @CMeat111 @LawsonJamesX @DillonWHess @DrakeNorthXXX @Dandownunder3 @TyEwingXXX @CainMarkoXXX @InspiringXXX @JesseColtSocal That would be hot!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

@meetthebreeder Clowns are evil!

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Hooray for insomnia