Chico Jameson

Wrote 2 books. You didn't.
Amazon: AND

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Bradley C... you don't have any friends. Maybe if you told them about your vagina, you would have some. #fanduel

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Here, have some salmonella. #chevy #mlb

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

New coaching strategy.... feed quarterback tainted meat, watch them light it up during the game. #nfl

[Oggy Herman @OggyHerman]

P.F. Changs vs B.F. Goodwrench

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

An interview with a pro athlete is about as informative as reading the instructions on a public bathroom hand dryer. #nfl

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Cows need to use spellcheck... it's 2015 for craps sake.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Mic'd Up bits are about as interesting as sitting in a nursing home. #nfl

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Well hello again emoji fuckers!

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

So young lady on tinder... your aggressive horniness totally negates the shitload of scammer red flags I'm getting from you.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

New word for hard-on: fucklamation point

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

If a guy can't eat his ex's rabbit without getting arrested, what else can a broken-hearted man do to get revenge?!

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Vagatation - The pubic hair found around a woman's vagina.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

I've refused to wipe for the last 7 dumps. #Thanksgiving

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

@BillCosby is planning a new cartoon about a spanish fly who likes the ladies.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Had a jungle spider bite my nuggets and then I jizzed all over a monkey. The pandemic this will cause will be epic.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

I dressed as a woman for Halloween once, @BillCosby harassed me for the whole party offering to make my pudding pop.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

@PAOnTheMic thinks that an NFL extra point can be blocked and run back for a TD. Stick to announcing football.... oh shit, never mind.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Consider carefully the number of fingers to use for any activity.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

Watch where you pump your fist.

[Chico Jameson @ChicoJameson]

This could possibly be the freest book in the world right now! http://t.co/KnjwRUmfqP #freebooks #amazon #kindle