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Prada frames hide the Louis Vuitton duffels under my eyes. My life is a joke, but at least I'm laughing from the VIP section.

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Sucks to be you #wephotoshoppedwhat http://t.co/X7MBp7q2kE

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Does running late count as a workout??

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The psycho bitch is back with a vengeance.

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Friday aka there it goes the last fuck.

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Bloggers are the herpes of the fashion industry.

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Email of the day. Obviously, necessity.

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There are few things I hate more than seeing people who have the wallet to dress well looking like shit. GET IT TOGETHER.

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Is it still a walk of shame if you're wearing Alexander Wang?

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There's a new bitch in town who can spot your fake Chanel bag from miles away.

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I swear to God if I have to look at this girls' wonky attempts at editing her body in ONE MORE PICTURE.. #juststop #photoshopfails #bloggers

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BTW... there are two of me on here now. Terrifying, I know.

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Emailing my boss who's vacationing in Forte dei Marmi. She told me she missed me so I asked if I could get a @NetJets on my company card.

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@QueenSCB driving

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Lucky charms are only good for the marshmallows.

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Traffic in LA is worse than the line at the barney's warehouse sale.

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" wait all of our friend work in music, movies or fashion"

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Fuck mercury. Fuck retrograde.

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House of cards. Holy god.

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@ShopaholicProbz OMG. you tatttt. Leo?? Amaze

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@ShopaholicProbz Any new goodies you've acquired in my absence?