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Science mostly, and Random related topics about everything

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The problem is not even the sex toys. The problem is when the sex toys come with a star rating typa system.

Then you get like 1 star rating for like a month and your Libido now goes to 0. Now you are getting 0 star rating.

Maybe that will control sexual indiscipline btw😂idk

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We are all watchers, in a way. In a crowd, responsibility seems to disappear. We wait for someone else to make the first move, and while we wait, nothing happens. The more people around us, the less responsible we feel to act.

That's the bystander effect.

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Your replacement was never New, It's just that you never Knew💁🏽‍♂️

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Unapigia watu wa WiFi kucomplain outage ya 3 days, wanakuuliza ulikuwa unaishi aje kitambo

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I am thinking, that the only major reason IT guys have jobs and a career is because, most people don't know basic computer knowledge and operations

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Goodmorning. If you are shooting blanks, win in silence you beautiful son of a b**ch

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Ladies do shameless things in life at a very young age, such that by the time they are 25, they have nearly done it all. Done unimaginable stuff because, they have a great resource : Older men'

Men on the other hand start around 25, so women your age are never your age mates.

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In Kenya, ukisalimia mtu Mambo? Atakujibu.."Poa". Now, you have to ask them "Uko aje?" ili sasa akwambie kama ako poa.

But you may still get that "Niko poa" after asking Its default

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Listen as I dispense Knowledge to you carelessly.

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Unapost status ili mtu aone then anakosa kuview. Haaya sasa who were you telling? Sasa you see how stupid you were?

But fanya aje, post tena na bado hataona.

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I think witch doctors not knowing what you want in advance is Red Flag number 1

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In an alternate universe, unanyongeshana.

Yes. Where's the lie?

And you are really good at it. With good star ratings.

Superstar.

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Sasa juu niko na deni yako nisikule vizuri? Mko na rules za upus sana out here😅

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Dear Sir/Madam::

Usicheleweshe kichele.

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Snoop Dog akivuta daily ni Lifestyle lakini mimi nikivuta daily ni addiction?

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I mean, breast milk might be cool and all, but bro, have you tried sucking an empty one? Greatness.

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KPLC hatuna Pawaa. Tunataka Pawaaa

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so, i am seeing this girl called Grace, and it's that time of the month for her. She's having a Grace period

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Ndio Night Runners wanaingia kejani manze🙂

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Watu wa Mandera hupata wet dreams?