Heath

My name is not Keith. Do not call me Keith

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

Anyone remember threw a shoe at George bush? What a legend lol

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Does everyone realize Gunther Eagleman’s real name is David Freeman?

He worked 3 years as a police officer in Texas.

How fucking racist do you have to be to get fired as a cop in Texas?

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

@ctaalert We moved one station after 30 minutes and have now waited another 20. Why don’t you just open up shuttles?

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Two beautiful emails stand before me, but only one can get a reply before lunch

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

@FALC0NIA @StoolGreenie Pritchard still under contract next year dawg

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

My Amazon recs have lost the plot. “I see you liked a coffee maker, you might also like a tree, creamed possum, truffle hot sauce, and a potato with some random dudes face on it”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Who did this

https://t.co/PfIWQulAbu

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

Great day to spend my last paycheck at REI

[Astroblast65.bsky.social @Astroblast65]

Damn, she’s good

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

person behind deli counter: do you want a 6 inch or footlong hoagie

me:

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

She’s a 10 but Pep is trying to play her as a false 9.

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

@cta are trains from OHare ever going to leave. Sitting for 20 minutes. Can’t move on train and hard to breathe with so many people. 0 updates from crew

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

@AustinWelhouse @PFF_Fantasy Agree can’t see a way he passes Mac Jones

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

@AustinWelhouse Fight me Stain I got all the lamps

[Heath @ChiefHeath]

Normally I would feel weird about how excited I am about my new lamp that just came in the mail but honestly this thing goes hard so I don’t

[BBC Sport Merseyside @bbcmerseysport]

What a welcome #EFC #EVEBRE