Chief Two Beers

Beer drinker, mostly IPA, but an occasional stout every now and then.

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@Rolands_Head @mattvanswol Unfortunately, the sneaky bastards have written an arbitration clause in their terms and conditions, which could take months to resolve. You got to read the fine print.

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@PlanetOfMemes I'm old and technically challenged. What exactly does the Grok Bot do on my Android device?

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@Utherray @powwownatives Who ties your shoe laces every morning?

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@ThoughtCrimes80 Same person that takes 1 step inside the store, then stops to check her list.

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@SteveInman Was the ring babe not available that night and they grabbed the pizza delivery girl?

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@MaxRiedere34816 @bennyjohnson Ain't nobody mowing that lawn

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@Leonajardinho Try living in a flood zone at the coast, which is about impossible to avoid.

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@SethSummersTV Unfortunately these days, most campers and RV's are crap.

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@HeritageUSA__ If we didn't come out and shake hands, our coach would make us do laps... and lot's of them.

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@dbongino Which streets? https://t.co/qO7HEBR4Bu

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🚨DEAR GOD!!!!

A violent, repeat offender Black man has just SH0T A WHITE WOMAN IN THE FACE IN A GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT while trying to steal her car in Fayetteville NC.

The suspects name is Robert Page, he's been arrested MULTIPLE times.

According to the victim's sister, Robert approached Izzy in a grocery store parking lot in BROAD DAYLIGHT and said:

'I need this car,'

...and she kind of laughed it off at him at first. He did push her, and then he sh0t her in the face,"

Her sister said that Robert sh0t Izzy in the face after he pushed her to the ground.

“I just don’t know how someone could do this. At seven in the morning. She was just trying to get coffee to go work her shift"

Robert then attempted to STEAL THINGS out of Izzy's pockets as she lay on the ground.

Thankfully, a bystander, Derrick Hicks, ran up to Izzy, scared Robert off, and then rendered aid until EMS could arrive.

According to Izzy's sister, Derrick saved her life.

Because of the wound to Izzy's face, she will need reconstructive surgery.

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

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@ImMeme0 And who doesn't enjoy hearing a well thought out, fact based, coherent statement about the political climate? 🤡

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@TheMisterTurtle Must be a new cooking technique... sniffing a burger to see if it's done.

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@LangmanVince Is anyone going to tell him what the 'T' in TPS stands for? 🤷‍♂️

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@ImMeme0 All I heard was "I received my doctorate degree in psychology from TikTok"

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@jcfesc59 @IfindRetards Dude! How about a warning or something?

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@ZeroFuquesGiven @OrwellDay I can't believe you are so easily triggered. Do you need some special attention? Is your ego so fragile you can't handle some criticism? What a pussy.

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@ZeroFuquesGiven @OrwellDay You're absolutely right, I can't compete with someone that's a legend in their own mind. 🤣

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Yes, absolutely. There's no question that all you described is helpful. But... if you just browse through your feed you'll be inundated with fictional stories all generated by AI. Some folks find them entertaining and some find them a nuisance. All you have to do is watch one and then the algorithm thinks its game on.

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@libsoftiktok Did someone whack him in the face with a 2x4?

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@KTHopkins From the USA, I love my daily dose of Katie Hopkins. ❤️