Chikfila PR

Fictional account / parody. But fun.

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All female managers now demoted except in all-female stores. 1 Timothy 2:12 #SorryChicks

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All female employees having their period must take a week-long unpaid leave of absence. Leviticus 15:19-20 #SorryChicks

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Male employees now permitted to have sex w/their daughters; checked Leviticus 18:7-22 and it's not mentioned! #LoopholesRock

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No more gold jewelry for Chick-fil-A employees: 1 Timothy 2:9 #NoPearlsEither

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Nobody at our company is allowed to divorce and remarry. Ever. Mark 10:11-12

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If man come 2 me & hate not his father & mother & wife & children, & brethren & sisters & his own life also he cannot b my disciple -jesus

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CEO's kid cursed him today. Had to put her down. #LeviticusSaysSo

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Old person! Stand the fuck up! Leviticus 19:32 #NowSitBackDown

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Sorry about the hair in your sandwich but employees may no longer trim beards. Leviticus 19:27. #MyPickleHasAHairOnIt

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New employee uniforms to be 100% cotton; Leviticus 19:19 outlaws the old poly/cotton blend. Sorry. #GetReadyToSweat

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Sorry for saying mean things about gays. Apparently Leviticus 19:16 says that's wrong. #GoddamnGod

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New! Our buns will only be made from mid-field grain, per Leviticus 19:9 #PraiseTheOldTestament

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Eeek, went to church 2 days after latest son was born. Going to hell. #Leviticus12-4

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Sorry, can't serve chicken anymore. Levitcus 11:4-7 #NoHoofsNoCud

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Bad news... no more waffle fries. Banned by Leviticus 3:17. Sorry. #CantEatFat

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Good news! As of now, we will be paying our employees daily. Levitucs 19:13 requires it.