ChikinNWaffles

Coy Dutch woman answering the question: Is there anything better?
Yes.

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Matthew @McConaughey was one of the few celebs to thank God in his #Oscars acceptance speech. http://t.co/t2C9Ghd0Fi

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i have 13 years left. if ted can do it, anyone can. http://t.co/Mrr8H1QgaN

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ugh. who cancels a two-hour delay?

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@Monutter I AM IN MOURNING. #esvg4lyfe #amaturehour #acceptingrocapplications #sexrobot

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the way this is written, it sounds like there is ONE person from indiana attending #sotu. #indiana http://t.co/GFqTXEmjxR

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wait, is there really a two hour delay tomorrow?

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i hate people.

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@Monutter @Unirocket @EmilyHennen_ add it to the list of celebrities i look like! #rachelleighcook

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Prince Jeffri of Brunei has spent $14 billion, which is the most by any human in the world. He also has a yacht named "Tits".

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let's take this tomorrow! @Monutter @Unirocket http://t.co/leeRjw9yJU

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@Unirocket @Monutter lest we forget the fallen. http://t.co/dnHedB8HU5

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New video: Wendy Davis supporters caught mocking her disabled opponent, @GregAbbott_TX. He responds - tonight, 9p ET. http://t.co/I3Z77LHpw1

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So job creation & econ competitiveness except when businesses like Lilly & Cummin say gay marriage amdmt wld hurt ability to attract talent.

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“Our overall goal is job creation. Our overall goal is to be economically competitive,” St. Sen. Hershman on cutting bus. property tax.

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fingers crossed i get more than three hours of sleep tonight.

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@TacoBell yeah i'm certain i've said it. #gradeDbeef #awkwardaccidents #morningafter

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really think #stupidkyle should get these. am i right @Monutter @Unirocket @Outback? http://t.co/x4dZZxUQnS

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I hope history remembers that Bob McDonnell's presidential ambitions were dead long before this scandal because of transvaginal ultrasounds.

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The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we’re uncool.