Childfree

No kids. More money.

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The world might be going to hell, but there is one bright spot

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It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. Dogs probably have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions.

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You can leave a two-year-old cat home alone all day with nothing more than a bowl of water and a catnip toy, but you try that with a kid and suddenly you're on the news...

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THEM: Children are innocent and go to heaven
ME: So you're saying Hell is childfree?

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Isaiah 54:1 “Sing, barren woman, you who never bore a child; burst into song, shout for joy, you who were never in labor.
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Don't whine about your parenting problems to me.
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Life is like a box of chocolates. Once you have kids, it's gone.

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Jesus loved the little children, all the children of the world, but he never had to dine with one. He chose the lepers.
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Because sometimes people just don't take us seriously....
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Hats too?? Whaaaaat??
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Shhh! Grown-ups are talking!
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. - Robert Byrne

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Leave a legacy of deeds, not seeds
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"Why? Why don't you want kids?!"
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BORED?? Test drive a Volkswagen Beetle for an afternoon, when schools are let out, and watch a bunch of kids punch each other. Not illegal.

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12:00...12:00...12:00...I'm not gonna change it.
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Childfree! Childfree! Rah rah rah!
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Billions of people on this planet.
Unless you're breeding serial killers, you're not helping.
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With fewer babies, you get more love
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