Brian Velsor

filmmaker with a very expensive piece of paper to prove it

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

And for an unprecedented 402nd year in a row!

[HOT 97 @HOT97]

NEW YORK STAND UP!!! According to Resonance’s 2026 America’s Best Cities report, New York City has been named the No. 1 city in the United States. The rankings evaluated the nation’s largest metro areas based on factors including quality of life, economic performance, dining, culture, attractions, and overall public perception placing the Big Apple at the top for 2026. 🗽

[NICKSILVA @nicksilva1]

Me pointing to David Stearns when someone asks me who destroyed The New York Mets:

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@thpredatorywasp Probably because it came out last year. That’s when we talked about it

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@brgridiron Giants fans can’t possibly think Jaxson Dart is gonna lead them to a championship. Be serious

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@jbillinson And Hudson Yards is a better use of that space?

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

Did anyone at Draft Kings watch the finals?

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

lol

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@GregAbbott_TX

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

Moving the Nets to Brooklyn was one of the all time dumbest sports decisions. Amazing how they might as well not exist in the NYC consciousness

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: The Yankees have the Mets. The Giants have the Jets. The Rangers have the Islanders. The Knicks have no rival for New York’s heart, so this championship means so much more to the city. https://t.co/vU5svOdZvW

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@alfie_t8

[n_____l @nlicalzi]

i don’t even care about basketball but i DO care about new york supremacy fuck your joke city fuck cars eat shit

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@thestrokes Opposite Geese at Forest Hills!? Please don’t do this! The fan overlap must be close to 100%

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

Trump would get a better reception in Tehran than he’s gonna get at the garden tomorrow

[eli @elischoop]

all time great vibes in NYC lately and then trump coming to fuck it up is really too on the nose

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

Everyone coming out against phone-free shows should be so embarrassed. Listen to yourselves

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

You could also just remember it

[alexa™️ @alexasversionn]

The no phones policy is honestly insane and, in my opinion, shouldn’t even be a thing. People spend hundreds, sometimes thousands, of dollars to see their favorite artist live, and a huge part of that experience is being able to take photos and videos to remember it. Fans pay all that money for a ticket, yet can’t record some of their favorite moments. I understand some people may disagree, but this is just my opinion.

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

I have no problem believing a 67 year old made Gladiator but it did feel weird to me seeing a movie set in 180 AD made by someone who wasn’t born until a few years before WWII

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

I have no problem whatsoever believing a 19/20 year old made Backrooms but it did feel weird to me seeing a movie set in 1990 made by someone who wasn't born until a few years after 9/11.

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@EmmanuelAcho There’s still time to delete this

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@nypost Longest, loudest sustained boo in history

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

@3xcalibaneur

[Brian Velsor @ChildishProdigy]

Forbidden Oreo

[Joey Hospital 👉🌌 @ihvaloadedgun]

extremely unfortunate matcha brownie