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[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I feel guilty hearing Jesus died for my sins cuz my sins aren't even good. all I do is accidentally leave the fridge open at work and blame it on Dylan. do NOT die for Dylan lord

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

can I say something... I think there's a very specific reason one of these is seen as normal in the workplace and the other is seen as frivolous and unprofessional

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

sharpay when the east high student body aren’t sticking to the status quo

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@AlHendiify Thought that said communion and felt jump scared

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j.k. rowling:

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.

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My favorite WWIII side plot

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) accused of affairs with two female staffers and one male aide — Colorado Times Recorder

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

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@pukicho

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Thought this was about boats and then got jump scared 🥰

[cat 🔞 @evillesbianyaoi]

being hyperfixated on a ship is embarrassingggg like when people are like “what are your hobbies” i can’t say “i read porn about the same 2 gay dudes again for the 79634th time

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Each of these students scored in the top 1% on the PSAT.

You either believe in merit or you don't.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Much to think about

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@esthers_ghost Me at 31

[WVSteveP @SPoland1]

My adult kids when the waiter asks “just one check or should I separate them?”

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Me when the waiter asks who had the sizzlin fajitas

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@anishmoonka Okay but if I’m sick less often how will I miss work