Ricky Butt

groks brother

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going pee might actually be kinda fun if it didn’t hurt

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if you can have only one streaming service it should be “fandango at home”

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arby’s for lunch maybe i should kill myself

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@JacobRWornson 👎

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most outlandish part of “disclosure day” is someone as attractive as emily blunt living in kansas city

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i had a cookie, a redbull and a grape swisher sweets for breakfast. do you think eve felt remorse for eating the apple? do you think she understood the true weight of her actions?

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blood all up on my boxers and shit man what is my life

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just thought of a funny tweet

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Victor Wembanyama reminds me a lot of myself when I was his age

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what if because of backrooms they make more internet movies but what if it was like a really funny thing on the internet like what if it was something you’d never expect like if it was something kinda inappropriate or even if it was something shocking wouldn’t that be funny guys

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doing a land acknowledgment during the pregame

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i have tweets in my drafts that would change the modern american lexicon and alter the future of the internet. but i’m not ready for that kind of notoriety. so they stay unposted, for now.

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lowkey resisting arrest rn

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when will rockstar realize we all want a gta set in tel aviv?

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watching decade old reruns of “the price is right” and promptly killing myself

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im like colby brian the basketball player. mambo mentality

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my bedroom doorknob broke off and i’m stuck inside. if there was a person in here with me they’d have like 20 mins before i’d try and kill/eat them. but im all alone.

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this is how they will speak of me when i pass

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19 out of 20 horses in this year’s Kentucky Derby are descendants of Secretariat, the Greatest race horse that ever lived.

Post mortem of Secretariat after he passed revealed he had the largest heart of any horse— in history.

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just missed a job interview because i didn’t get a notification from the reminder i set, on account of my phone being on do not disturb while i was watching chaturbate and day drinking. @Apple can you fix this?

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my penis is getting longer because of the gravity