i had a cookie, a redbull and a grape swisher sweets for breakfast. do you think eve felt remorse for eating the apple? do you think she understood the true weight of her actions?
what if because of backrooms they make more internet movies but what if it was like a really funny thing on the internet like what if it was something you’d never expect like if it was something kinda inappropriate or even if it was something shocking wouldn’t that be funny guys
i have tweets in my drafts that would change the modern american lexicon and alter the future of the internet. but i’m not ready for that kind of notoriety. so they stay unposted, for now.
my bedroom doorknob broke off and i’m stuck inside. if there was a person in here with me they’d have like 20 mins before i’d try and kill/eat them. but im all alone.
19 out of 20 horses in this year’s Kentucky Derby are descendants of Secretariat, the Greatest race horse that ever lived.
Post mortem of Secretariat after he passed revealed he had the largest heart of any horse— in history.
just missed a job interview because i didn’t get a notification from the reminder i set, on account of my phone being on do not disturb while i was watching chaturbate and day drinking. @Apple can you fix this?