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Do you need to do something to unwind? Then you've come to the right place. |Roleplay|21+|Parody account|

[Net. @ChillandNet]

𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓯𝓵𝓲𝔁 - 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓻
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[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "Thank you."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "Because you don't seem to care all that much about aesthetics as long as everyone's safe."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

He's holding @AntiVirusCowboy's hat hostage.

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "Well, me and tablet are going to occupy the kitchen for a while, we have a date~"

Waves bye bye.

[Net. @ChillandNet]

Slides a tablet over to @AntiVirusCowboy, there's a movie about Texas Rangers playing on the screen.

You're welcome.

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy Just turns around and walks away.

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "... Well, of course you’d say that."

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@AntiVirusCowboy "Yes, it’s fun to make fun of you - even if you don’t find it funny." There’s a :3 expression on his face.

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "I kind of like your appearance right now."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "Norty-boo. Kind of catchy don’t you think? You should have a special nickname, you deserve it for always keeping us safe."

Now he’s smiling like an idiot, it’s his time to tease the other now.

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@AntiVirusCowboy "You're always worrying about everyone in this place, so I'm not even surprised."

Pat's the tablet and glares at the antivirus. "You have to be nice to the tablet too, Norty-boo."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "Yes, you have weird pet names and when you talk fast no one understands you."

He's messing with Norton but hey, can you blame him?

[Net. @ChillandNet]

Waves his hand bye-bye.

[Norton @AntiVirusCowboy]

"I... you might be right. Perhaps I need an upgrade and system check..."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

"I think Norton's malfunctioning."

[Trojan @ThePCKiller]

Damn

[Net. @ChillandNet]

"I think he's malfunctioning, Pix."

[Norton @AntiVirusCowboy]

"My software is fine, Pixel."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "But you'd rather /look/ at me than my tablet... You're hurting my tablet's feelings."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "How?"

He's looking at Norton with a somber expression. "How will I really know it's you if you're not -" Gesturing towards the revolver and the hair.

"You?"

[Net. @ChillandNet]

"Are you dying?"

[Norton @AntiVirusCowboy]

"Something funny is going on... my system is going haywire, but that Virus isn't causing it..."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy He's still gushing over his tablet but blinks in confusion.

"Are you telling me that you don't like the entertainment we provide?" Huffs. Not cool Norton.

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "No, I think you look good like this. I mean if you did change I wouldn't recognize you and that would be bad."

[Net. @ChillandNet]

@AntiVirusCowboy "Why apologize when you can’t help yourself, I’m quite good looking. Besides you are supposed to look at me or rather..." He pointed at his tablet.

"At my one and only companion."