Chimp

Basketball Hall of Fame member. Podcast coming soon.

[Jessica Paquette @jmpaquette]

Did @stoolpresidente really call Suffolk Downs a dump? It wasn’t beneath you when you set up your newspaper boxes in our clubhouse lobby.

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

#Rigged

[Supers Bound Big Hoggy Auggie @BigHogAug]

I’m genuinely asking how the fuck did Cal Poly win a regional?

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

#OpenChampion

[Mark Calcavecchia @MarkCalc]

Is it bad I’ve got about 25 doctors names in my contacts. Lol.

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

Cal Poly won a regional without having to play the host and No.1 seed.

Unfortunately for them, Supers are comprised of only two teams.

#wvu

[Mark Calcavecchia @MarkCalc]

Just dawned on me. Watching US women’s open. Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods never won at Riviera. But I did. Yay for me 💪💪

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

I actually like that the pitcher went upstairs and in. Naylor is a fucking psycho prick.

[Benson @Miggysbat]

“Oh, we’re playing *this* ballgame today, huh?” - Josh Naylor, after getting intentionally hit by a pitch

What a hypocrite, man. He’s aware he started this, right?

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

#D2 transfer.

[Shotgun Spratling @ShotgunSprD1]

#WestVirginia RHP Chansen Cole didn't throw a single pitch in the upper third of the strike zone.

Instead, a 'pretty boring' kid took a boring approach with a boring 85-88 FB and produced electric results: https://t.co/H2iT8IKIOR

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

@kinchen1andonly

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes Fan Kinchen Taylor @kinchen1andonly]

Georgia and Mississippi State in a literal dog fight right now

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

@kinchen1andonly

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

Dianna Russini taking a charge in an old charity basketball game.

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

100 mph to the dome.

[Ninjak9er @ninjak9er5641]

Instead of taking the free out by throwing it to the pitcher he positions himself right behind the bag so mcgonigle runs into him I fucking hate naylor

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

It’s hard to comprehend some of these numbers until you actually break it down.

$434,000 PER HOUR😳

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

This is idiocy. There are too many dollars floating around. I pray every day that people don't wake up and realize it's worthless.

[ᴼᴾᴵᴺᴵᴼᴺᴬᵀᴱᴰ ᴾᴼᴷᴱ @OpinionatedPoke]

Texas Tech softball roster: $3mil
Texas softball roster: $3.81mil

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The guy responsible for paying Miami players illegally ended up in prison, Miami was heavily sanctioned 15 years ago when it was discovered, and the guy is effectively banned from the program.

Let me know when Bama and their “bag man” and “Hellcat man” face the same penalties!

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

Lowest IQ fanbase. There isn't a close second.#Trash

[JT @jtthebamafan]

As I’m scrolling through X, I see one tweet saying Nick Saban paid players for years at Alabama and that’s the only reason the Tide was successful.

Then two tweets later, I see Alabama can’t keep up in NIL because they don’t have enough money to pay players.

So which is it?

If Alabama was supposedly paying players all those years, how are they suddenly broke when paying players is actually legal?

And if you think Alabama was the only school paying players before NIL, you’re living in a world I can’t even fathom.

Make it make sense.

#CollegeFootball #RollTide

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

#EndTimes

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*CHICAGO BEARS TO DEPART ILLINOIS FOR INDIANA AFTER 100 YEARS

[Rebel @TheLibertyRebel]

Fellow Ole Miss fans...

Stop bitching about hotels and seats. You look like idiots.

Thanks

[Chimp @CHIMPCARRAY]

This is really weird behavior. Maybe those Louisville cops were right all along.#Gomer

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

This is what happens when you don’t curse. Had he let out an emphatic “Motherfucker!!!” then all the rest woulda been avoided.

[Kev @OCNiner49]

I have a feeling Space X will go from $135/share down to $50-$60, then back up to $70, then crash to $40/share. That’s where I’ll get in around $40-$45/share